used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.
gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"
by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 11, 2009
Get the footy or it didnt happenmug. When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.
Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.
by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011
Get the Bear Wearing Footy Pajamasmug. by An Honest Black Guy May 4, 2022
Get the azu-futti-meh-uh-footy-footmug. A disgusting fat creature that dwells in Sklavenitis Market, harass girls and has rapey intentions. You should better avoid someone like that at any cost.
by Ancient Albanian May 23, 2022
Get the FOOTISmug. This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."
by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022
Get the Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlickermug. 
A fupa, (which is the area of fat above a woman’s genitalia) that shares the resemblance of a gluteus Maximus or, in other words booty. Medically and alternatively known as the the “Faximus”
“Girl you got a front booty….nah matter of fact you got a footy”
“If yo big footy ahh dont get back !”
“Its not your beauty its your footy”
“If yo big footy ahh dont get back !”
“Its not your beauty its your footy”
by Owner of cantaloupe April 13, 2023
Get the Footymug.