used to counter someone's far fetched claim of a trick they or someone they know landed but didnt film it; usually its something hard to believe. most commonly used by people on message boards like the fags on slap forum.
gay fag: "i just nollie inward heelflipped the tampa big four block"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"
smart fag: "footy or it didnt happen"
by TeeBonetheCrackhead July 11, 2009
When someone pretends to be sweet and child like but underneath they are still wild and unpredictable like a Bear. Typically evil in nature pretending to be good.
Adam: I like Eric, he's such a nice guy.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.
Clint: No Way, that dude is just a Bear wearing Footy Pajamas, you can't trust his outer apperance.
by KodiakDragon June 18, 2011
by An Honest Black Guy May 04, 2022
A fupa, (which is the area of fat above a woman’s genitalia) that shares the resemblance of a gluteus Maximus or, in other words booty. Medically and alternatively known as the the “Faximus”
“Girl you got a front booty….nah matter of fact you got a footy”
“If yo big footy ahh dont get back !”
“Its not your beauty its your footy”
“If yo big footy ahh dont get back !”
“Its not your beauty its your footy”
by Owner of cantaloupe April 13, 2023
A maple syrup Dottie is when someone slathers their toes in maple syrup and continues to stroke to shit w their maple syrupy feet
by Ballsdeepinjoebide May 27, 2025
A day celebrated any day in September representing the positivity of cancer's many health benefits. An Australian tradition represented by the wearing of footy jerseys and consumption of footy food, namely, meat pies (only meatpies). The blackness of the minced meat inside of a meatpie represents the cancer victim's depressing life and multiplication of chemotherapy cum flavoured vape corrupting their lung's arteries. The silky texture of the very sexy footy jerseys represents the slipperiness of Luca's bald head.
Bill: Are you excited for Footy Colours Day? I know I'm cumming at the mere thought of such a hot event.
Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers
Xyz: FOOOOOOOTTTTYYYYYYYY
Bill: I hate the niggers
by PXRA September 17, 2021