FMIF

Forgive Me, It's Friday

"Dude, that is dumb"
"I am Sorry. FMIF"

by Dementour October 18, 2013

FMILF

An acronym meaning "Future Mother I'd Like to Fuck." A term used to describe a pregnant woman who is very physically attractive.

"Dude, Maria is lookin' real good these days, even though she's 7 months pregnant."

"I hear that bro; a total FMILF."

by BeetsBySchrute December 30, 2014

fmtfo

freak me the fuck out

Ohhhhhh if they only had smell email. Have you ever smelled someone so bad you could taste it . FMTFO!!!!!!!!!!

by APsix September 4, 2007

fmimf

a sick ass nigga song that sounds like sex in a rhythm.

fuk me in my face - DJ rashad

person 1: nigga what was that song playin last night in da club?
person 2: nigga fmimf
person 1: been there. dun that.

by niggasky October 15, 2011

FMITA

FUCK ME IN THE ASS

MOM HEARD THE WORK FMITA COMING FROM HER DAUGHTER'S ROOM.

by WHKJSR October 15, 2011

fmilf

1.Fat man I'd love to fuck. Yes it is used in most situations when you see a reasonable sized man approaching you.
2.It may be also used just to point out afat person without sounding rude.

"Hey shannon look at the fmilf! what a fat fuck."

"Ya man total lard ass."

by lannon May 13, 2005

FMITE

Fuck me in the eye

FMITE this sucks balls

by kronerqurl March 23, 2011