flea muffin

A hemroid so big it pops out your anus and has thousands of black speckles looking like fleas

Johnny tried to lift up 1000 pounds of meat and popped out a flea muffin

by Nika November 17, 2003

Cooter fleas

What happens when a woman's cooter gets infested with fleas.

She is scratching cause she has cooter fleas,

by Assbark April 1, 2010

marital fleas

when you've been together too long and you get the itches for something new

I am going to itch at my marital fleas all night long.

Damn, those maritals fleas made me hit your sister.

by reeky December 15, 2008

Fleas navidad

Spanish fleas that sing famous Christmas carols

Oh look! Fleas navidad!

by Afoofadoo December 24, 2021

Flea-shlag

A shlag that has fleas.

Corr Ash is a proper flea-shlag, she’s been itching all night.

by sloppy shite sam January 13, 2022

pecker flea

a pecker flea is a male or female who is always on your dick. you know one of them fucks who just won't leave you alone

god damn it! that fucking guy was being such a fuckin pecker flea i just wanted to fuckin murder his ass

by uncle ruckess July 27, 2009

flea's runway

A "flea's runway" refers to a hair parting, particularly one that runs central to the head. The fashion for greasy slicked down hair with a central parting has diminished and the term is not heard as much now as thirty years ago.

Linda was disappointed because George had not been to the hairdresser she had suggested. He still sported the long sideburns, greased down hair and flea's runway that she had complained of.

by Reg Acton October 15, 2006