A bizzare cult-like fast food restaurant with flat-out addictive chicken but a fervently religious owner. The restaurant closes at 10 PM every day except Sunday when it is closed all day so employees can attend church.
1) When you use a chick-fil-a sandwich to masturbate.
2) When someone performs filatio while eating a chick-fil-a or having just eaten it so that their breath is fresh with chicken and peanut oil.
1) Man it's bad news when I get hungry and horny because I'm liable to forget which hand's doing what and I'll end up giving myself the old chick-fil-atio.
2) Big girls give the best head, but sometimes you need to entice them with a free sandwich...Chick-fil-atio!
Mayonnaise packets obtained at Chick-Fil-A restaurants.
May be improperly referred to as Chick-Fil-Mayo.
Parking at Chick-Fil-A, I told my friend not to forget to grab as much Chick-Fil-Ayonnaise as he could without attracting looks. I always get my money's worth at fast food establishments.
The process by which you getsomeone's hopes up about eating Chick-Fil-A before they realize that it's Sunday and no deep-fried yard bird will be consumed.
Chick-Fil-Aer "Hey Sasha, what do you want for lunch?"
Chick-Fil-Aer "Hmm, I don't know .... Ohhh how does Chick-Fil-A sound!?!?"
Chick-Fil-Aee "Ohh yeah that sounds awesome!!!"
Chick-Fil-Aee (smiley face, mouth starts watering in anticipation of waffle fries and greasy chicken)
Chick-Fil-Aee "Damnit, it's Sunday!!! You Chick-Fil-A'd me again!!! I hate you and will punch you right in the sack!!!!"
A type of bird recognized by the fact that it is known for frequenting fast food establishments, particularly Chick-Fil-A. Usually born in a fryer or similar type of device, and is frequently raised in a parking lot. Lives off of a diet that mainly consists of french fry crumbs and other crumbs and gristle slathered in grease. Typically has a small stature and is known for traveling in packs with other CFA birds.
Tom - "Hey Kevin, is that a Chick-Fil-A bird over there trying to choke down a McNugget?"
Kevin - "No, Tom, you imbecile, it clearly is not. However, it is most definitely part of the larger Fast Food classification of birds. You can tell because of it's dangerously high cholesterol levels."