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Super Christian

A person of the Christian faith that tends to take it to extremes in such a way as to threaten on, insult, or get into the face of people that are not christian. Generally these people are "frowned" upon in the media eye but are praised by high up christian. Also they tend to annoy people to the point of which they bend their victims to their will. Best way to get rid of one is to say you worship Satan and tell them to leave or be cursed with demon magic. (this tends to make them run but do not do this to a door to door Super Christian because they will mass around your house and attempt to "release demon within you" Aka kill you)
Super Christian: YOU BETTER BELIEVE IN JESUS AND PRAY TO GOD OR YOU WILL BE DAMNED TO HELL AND I WILL SEND YOU THEIR WITH MY JESUS STICK. *Brandishes a 2x4 with jesus painted on it*

Person: Ok dude I believe just chill out jeez.

Super Christian: Good, have a Jesus cookie.
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Super-Christian

Someone who thinks that god is the way, the only way, and if you don't follow god you're going to hell.
They vary from regular Christians, because unlike the sensible ones they do everything in their power to convert you.
Often these people live in small towns. They are particularly densely populated in the midwest.
Dude, that super-christian keeps sayng he'll pray for me.

See that guy? He gave me a free bible even though I said I didn't want one... He must be a super-christian.
by Caitlyn 49341 August 4, 2008
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Super Christian (SC)

A christian who's above normal christians.He/she hardly does anything wrong.A true saint.E.g.Pastors .Most people become Super Christians (SC's) after a certain events, like failure.
"That Super Christian (SC) just preached to me about how wrong piracy is."
by Siphothehater August 29, 2016
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Super Christian

a Christian who limits the work of the cross to Christians alone; an enemy of the work of Christ at the cross; typically found hating the word "all" and distancing themselves from Paul the Apostle.
Super Christian Jil: "All mankind means all christians, not all mankind"
Ace: "Yes Jil, we know—you are a super christian"
Super Christian Jil: "what's a super christian?! define your terms!"

Super Christian Jil: "These universalists are gonna start chanting 'all in all... all in all... all in all'"

Super Christian Jil: "Yes all in all who are christians Ace"

Justin: Annihilationist are unbelievers! For even as, in adam, all are dying, thus also, in Christ, shall all be put to life. ... that God may be All in all!
Super Christian Monty burns: Pretty simple really. If an atomic bomb were to hit New York and wipe out 90% of the population, and a news report said “All in New York were given food” you would take that to mean everyone who survived, not the people who died as well. Same thing in 1 Corinthians 15:28.

Super Christian Axiom: I believe eternal conscience torment is part of God's love.

Super Christian Eric: "it's not to late to repent yet ace"

Super Christian Layman's Seminary: I don't hold to the view that Christ's death for sins and resurrection is the reason one will be saved, but rather if you have eternal life.

Super Christian JG: *insert something about worldview that is extremely forgettable?*

Super Christian Brandon Irish: What do you mean you don't believe in free will?

Super Christian Jacksmack: Believe that you believe that you have eternal security or you will go to hell for not believing that you believe that you have it!!!11!1!!
by ibelievegod October 25, 2025
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super fundamentalist Christian church

What Kevinjthorton (a YouTuber) went to before he was fully gay
A super fundamentalist Christian church isJust a Christian church that needs money.
by Biemeret_Bro5 December 4, 2024
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