All facts no fib

When all you got is facts and there is no possibility of any fibbing whatsoever.
Bro: "bruh this grilled cheese is fucking bomb"
Me: "hell yeah bro, all facts no fib"
by Wagwaninator October 30, 2019
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Fluffy Floater Fib

When your swimming in your friends pond and you can't hold it in so you shit in his pond. Sadly you forget that shit floats and you are forced to blame it on the neighbors dog and join your friend in complaining to the neighbors.
He engaged in a fluffy floater fib.
by taboo fat cat June 17, 2011
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Fib from Outer Space

A “monster” that lands in the fictional town of Bumbleyburg in veggietales. When Junior asparagus keeps telling lies about breaking his dads collectors plate, the Fib grows to be a giant heck of a problem, such as smashing cars, ripping apart building decorations, and spinning a cow decor piece so hard that it flies off, catching Officer Scooter Carrot’s attention.
The funniest scene in Larry Boy, and the Fib from Outer Space is when the Fib stands on top of the water tower and shakes Junior like a salt shaker and mistakens Larry for a piece of Candy
by Eli_VeggietalesFan2007 June 25, 2021
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FIBBING

"STOP FIBBING ALREADY"
by WAGMINATION October 01, 2024
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Fibbing

Letting it crust in order to increase in length, girth, and width
“Yo, have you started fibbing. Your Johnson is looking much heftier!”
by Themanwhowaschoden December 27, 2024
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Fib me a lil

(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."

Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
by nolandc September 16, 2019
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Fib

by Fhgdbnvf January 14, 2018
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