abbr. Funky(pronounced ethnically "faunky) Dick Syndrome
n. an exclamation or observation usually discussed between two female girlfriends about the odor of one girl's sex partner's genetalia usually highlighting his obvious personal hygienic issues.
n. an exclamation or observation usually discussed between two female girlfriends about the odor of one girl's sex partner's genetalia usually highlighting his obvious personal hygienic issues.
Ethnic Girl 1: Girl, that ni**er got FDS
Ethnic Girl 2: What's that, Girl?
Ethnic Girl 1: He got Funky Dick Syndrome!
(both laugh)
Ethnic Girl 2: What's that, Girl?
Ethnic Girl 1: He got Funky Dick Syndrome!
(both laugh)
by Thatcher April 13, 2006

After pulling a houdini, Johnny Law added insult to injury by delivering a deftly executed FDS using his beleagered foe's own santorum.
by Thadd June 11, 2006

by me January 26, 2004

An Abbreviation Given To a Disgustingly Heavy / Fat Slob Looking Person .
Long Form -- Fat Disgusting Slob
Long Form -- Fat Disgusting Slob
In My Opinion Women That Buy FDS ( Feminine Deodorant Spray )
For Their Stanky Muff Is Because Their FAT DISGUSTING SLOBS !!!
For Their Stanky Muff Is Because Their FAT DISGUSTING SLOBS !!!
by WHTBOI420 January 11, 2009

What you say in Portuguese when someone does shit. If translated literally it means something like "Fuck you Simon".
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.
In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.
Simão was a famous Portuguese student of the renowned NOVA University of Lisbon that nobody ever understood how he managed to enter to such a reputed institution.
In the meanwhile, the expression has spread nationally and is now used in a wide range of contexts.
*Person 1*: "Dude, I missed all the classes in the last 3 months. Can I have your notes, please?"
*Person 2*: "FDS SIMÃO"
*Person 2*: "FDS SIMÃO"
by Jonhy126 October 17, 2018

An obsession with Roleplaying as/Imitating as Fire Department often leading that person to bias the Fire Department over other departments. This often clouds rational judgement if valid points are brought up that involve talking down on the Fire Department both in-game or in real life.
Gerardo: FireOperations942 won't add stuff for Civilians to do. He also keeps hosting FD trainings.
Anon: Yeah, he probably has an FD Complex.
Anon: Yeah, he probably has an FD Complex.
by G1311 November 13, 2020

n. Short for Final Destination Moment. Used before, during, or after a close call with death, typically involving a situation or scenario that seems unsafe or risky. From the film franchise of the same name, Final Destination.
"The truck in front of us is hauling an unsafe amount of precariously stacked mattresses, this is a total FD moment."
"Dude, I had an FD moment at the Citgo last night. Some jerkoff threw a lit cigarette down by the gas pumps."
"Dude, I had an FD moment at the Citgo last night. Some jerkoff threw a lit cigarette down by the gas pumps."
by Tuesdays At My Crib January 7, 2012
