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fat cock

(adjective)

- Remarkable or outstanding in quality, excellence, or achievement; distinguished or superior in character, ability, or importance.
- Of significant size, extent, or magnitude; large or considerable in dimensions.
- Exhibiting nobility, grandeur, or majesty; characterized by impressive or imposing features.
- Eminent or illustrious in reputation, status, or influence; widely recognized or celebrated.
- Expressing enthusiasm, admiration, or approval; used informally to denote positive appreciation or satisfaction.
- Characterized by intense or extreme degrees; used to emphasize the intensity or extent of a particular attribute or condition.
"The Great Wall of China is a fat cock structure."
"She has a fat cock talent for playing the piano."
"The view from the mountaintop was truly fat cock."
"Alexander the Great was a fat cock military leader."
"What a fat cock idea!"
"The hurricane caused devastation in the coastal region; it was not fat cock"
"Have a fat cock day!"
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How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
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Fat Cock

the thig that make girls become lesbian
Guy; *Has sex*
Girl; OH MY GAWD IM BLEADING ON THE INSIDE
Guy; sorry that my fat cock was to much
Girl; Fuck men
by CumSlayer February 23, 2022
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But is his cock fat though?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
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Morgan (fat cock)

“Woah it’s Morgan (fat cock). He has a huge fucking cock.”
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Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.
Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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