Fat Juicy Cock

"Oh my god, did you hear about Haven's girthy, 85 inch fat juicy cock that sprouts and spreads across her entire room?"
"No, but I'd love to see"

by Rumpy Pumpy BUMPY September 11, 2021

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But is his cock fat though?

Is it?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

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Fat-cock genocide

Oh! Wait! I forgot about the "women are only fucking the fat-cocks and the rest of us have to have relationships with the sloppy seconds and we're living in fat-cock parental Dictatorship"

Hym "But 'kill all men' is just as much a call for genocide as 'fat-cock genocide' but it made the women realize they're all fat cock supremacists so now I don't own the contents of my own mind... But the guy who SOLD IT AND HAS MONEY IN HIS BANK ACCOUNT DOES!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

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Waras big fat cock

Wara's penis is a penis with a large girth.

Waras big fat cock is not gonna fit in my a hole- there's no way! aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggghh.

by Looney___ January 14, 2021

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Fat juicy cock

A very long, and hard penis that can ejaculate a lot of semen.

Emily: That Fat juicy cock is sooooo good daddy Philip: yeah baby you love my fat juicy cock

by The_fat_Jew December 7, 2022

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How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

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