fasian

A fashionable, usually intimidatingly so, Asian.

You could skewer a pumpkin on that fasian's bangs.

by Skyfood April 4, 2009

fasian

a male of asian descent who believes be is the intellectual center of the universe. fasians are overweight, typical of the asian parent's overindulging of their treasured son's every whim. This also contributes to the fasian's percieved intellectual superiority.

origin: eng. fat+asian

Lucy: Man that kid ******* ***** is alwaaaaaays arguing with me in history. What a fasian.
April: yup.

by 'po December 24, 2004

faslane

Britain's nuclear Headquarters, home to four massive submarine-like tridents.

Comfortably near Glasgow, because the yanks still think of Scotchland as bunnies and sheepshaggers and billy connely, and a A-bomb widna stop oor spirit from rising!!

Bollocks.

if some terrorist was to blow up faslane, Glasgow would be obliterated.
tridents are able to blow up the wholw world easily, and use our tax money to pay for it. Shit.

Yank.Yeehaw, this sure is pretty! This must be FAs-lane...is that a whale honey?

Yank Bitch.Well, its big and black, but it seems to be shooting white stones into the sky.

yank.Is that a siren?

by Biafra J July 12, 2004

Fascinating Bullshit

Something that sounds accurate and "right," but is actually and literally wrong or incorrect; something that sounds good on paper, but just doesn't work out in reality.

John: blah blah blah, blah blah blah.... (preaching about the wisdom and teachings of buddhism)
Tyler: Wow, John. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, have you ever heard of Jesus Christ?

or

Jessica: Tantra is so much deeper than just sex, although that's a perk ;) It's actually the opportunity to find yourself and develop your soul. Not to mention connect with the universe and feel and give love!

Ted: Wow, Jessica. I see what you're saying. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, why don't you try two things: reading a bible and sexual morality. Tantra is yoga. Yoga is centered on allowing your spirit to interact with false idols, usually associated with each chakra. Tantra is that plus sexual immority. Orgies aren't a spiritual exercise, orgies are immoral and make us no better than bonobos, aka MONKEYS. Stick to the word of God if you want the truth (bible).

by Fascinating Bullshit June 20, 2011

Fasian

A Very Attractive Asian person, a Fit Asian

Wow, zane from One Direction (UK X-Factor) is such a Fasian

by PO1983 December 23, 2010

Fasian

Fake asian: other definitions here use the word in reference to actual asians, those from or decended from the people of asia (korea, japan, cnina, ect.) What it is truely used for is for someone who is caucaisn in most cases but looks asian ussaully a caucaisn whith pointy eyes and a round face.

Hairy: Pat looks asian!
Pat:I am irish.
Hairy: Then your fasian.

by Fasian Love April 14, 2006

Fasian

A FAKE asian....

an asian that lacks math, computer, and flying skills

opposite : fasian

"hey, justine's hot."
"no, she's a fasian, she can't fly, do math, or do computer stuff"
"oh man, i see... nevermind"

by Jim Tramo October 2, 2005