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Dashboard Footprint

A footprint that mysteriously arrives on your dashboard as a result of certain nightly activities in your car/truck. These nightly activities are also known as "driving in your car".
Also a hardcore rock/punk/metal/funk/ska/jazz/progressive band with music that will rock your socks off in every direction, perhaps causing a welling up of emotion inside you that can only be cured BY "going for a drive" and POSSIBLY creating some of your own dashboard footprints.
Wow man you got some serious dashboard footprints up in this vehicle.

Man who likes to rock the part?
DASHBOARD FOOTPRINT LIKES TO ROCK THE PARTYYY!!!

WOW MAN this band is goood. Wanna "go for a drive in my car"?
by THATgrilledcheeseman February 5, 2010
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Fatopotamus

One who is fat like a hippo.

fatopotami (Pl.)
Vik B*****g is a fatopotamus
by Ricky Jhajj July 27, 2008
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Viral footprint

Viral Footprint : noun term used as a meter to describe the amount viral exposure and potential spread of disease your lifestyle ,habits, and consumption creates at any given time.
Buying groceries and going out twice a month to get them and to feed yourself at home has a smaller viral footprint than getting someone to deliver your food on a daily basis so be responsible and feed yourself in this time of crisis but do not got into the store either and cough all over everything and everyone and make yourself a VIral Sasquatch either.
by dubeswiggins March 25, 2020
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fatphobic

A stupid word used by sensitive, overweight Tiktok girls who in extremely stupid cases will label skinny people as this word.
Written by an overweight male
Don't you dare tell me what's good for my health you fatphobic, anorexic bitch!
by a fat male December 23, 2021
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Internet Footprint

One's total presence on the world wide web. The internet equivalent of carbon footprint. Overall summation of websites, online photo albums, networking site profiles, online personals ads, etc.
In an effort to decrease my Internet Footprint, I deleted both my MySpace and Friendster accounts.

Sheila decided to enhance her Internet Footprint by adding her vacation pictures on her match.com ads and Facebook profile.
by keralastar October 12, 2009
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Footpenis

1.)When you have a foot-long penis.
2.)If your penis is touching your foot.
3.)If while you are walking you trip over your penis.
4.)An opposite of "John Hancock".
"Her boyfriend has a footpenis."
by Mason (Tornado) October 30, 2008
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fastpost

When two members of an internet forum post the same or very similiar responses to a thread at the same time. The poster whose response appears first is the fasposter, and the poster whose response appears second has been fastposted.
{Original Poster @ 2:15pm posts} GWB is a great prez.
{You @ 2:22pm post} GFY
{Other member @ 2:22pm posts} Go F*ck yourself!!

You have fastposted this member.
by BillyTheKid September 19, 2008
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