Fankles and fegs

Short for fat ankles and fat legs.

'Eww, you're dating her? But she has fankles and fegs!'

by NH3 December 29, 2007

Flankles

The ultimate in fat, flabby ankles. You can hear them coming from over a kilometre away.

Oh no, it's Flankles... Beware of the gold shoes

by highway to mel March 18, 2006

wucking fanker

a non rude version of fucking wanker that you can say to your mum and she wont get mad at you

mum you wucking fanker let me go out

by Bullet March 22, 2004

Fakkle

A foolish person who regularly performs simple tasks in an abysmal manner. They have terrible luck, are very clumsy, and can often be found tripping and falling to the ground.

Kev: I went to the shop to get some eggs, but I dropped them on the way back home. Then an Ostrich mauled my favorite horse and ate her corpse. As I was grieving, I tripped over Paris Hilton who was recovering from a previous night on the town. I landed on her no no zone and got the herps.

shizawa: Holy crap Kev, stop being such a gosh darn fakkle.

by shizawa May 3, 2013

finklefairy

Something/Someone to blame your farts on.

Did you hear that finklefairy

by Nikkidew August 3, 2018

frankless

lacking straightforwardness, roundabout; equivocal.

antonyms: frank, straightforward, blunt, unequivocal, unambiguous, etc.

Girl: You're an interesting person.
Boy: That's a frankless way of saying that you find me attractive.

by Manny Mann October 1, 2018

finkles

wrinkles you get your fingers after you have been in the bath for to long.

"oh man! i have finkles again!

by josephinecat101 June 14, 2019