Surewood Forest

A nice hairy vagina that is sure to get you sporting wood provided you like a nice bearded clam.

I got a look at that hoe's surewood forest and I was all up in dat shit.

by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017

diarrhea firestorm

An especially violent and burning eruption of diarrhea.

Shaggy considered that it was probably his seventh beef-and-bean burrito that was to blame for the diarrhea firestorm he suffered in the Mystery Machine on the way back from Tijuana.

by Buford T. Pusser September 17, 2006

felony forest

A large number of Air Freshner Trees hanging in your vehicle in an attempt to cover up the smell of illegal substances.

Even though Mary had a felony forest hanging from the rearview mirror, she was sure the cop could still smell the joint she just smoked minutes ago.

by Sarah Bellum66 April 26, 2007

Forest Fist

While hooking up with a girl in the woods, you stick your whole fist into her asshole.

Danny: Hey Tara, you wanna go and make out in the woods?

Tara: Yes!!! but only if we can do a Forest Fist because I already used my toothbrush.

by Shugah Nipz November 28, 2009

Forest Mix

The act of taking a branch with leaves, berries and loose bark, the sticking it up your partners anus and licking it out.

I gave that little niglet a forest mix

by fhgul April 29, 2011

Oak Park & River Forest High School

1. The weirdest combination of crazy-rich rofo hos and ghetto kids you'll ever spend four years with.

2. A couple kids go to Harvard, most fail to meet No Child Left Behind.

3. Everyone smokes pot. Everyone. Especially the gym teachers.

@ college

OPRF kid: Yeah, I went to Oak Park & River Forest High School

New Trier kid: Man, I came close to city limits once and I was almost mugged by a group of OPRF kids.

OPRF kid: They were probably all in my consumer ed class..

by heyohmesayayo March 22, 2011

firestick and dick

A phrase which supersedes "Netflix and chill" and accepted amoug all sexual orientation with the exception of lesbians. This is in invitation to acquire company to enjoy a movie via amazon firestick while enjoying sex.

Her: hey! Firestick and dick tonight?
Him: you bring the fire, I'll bring dick.

by NVprophecy January 13, 2017