Eye for an eye

The act of sticking your penis in someone's eye until ejaculation is reached.

My girlfriend owed me one so I gave her an eye for an eye.

by big_bfb September 14, 2006

ey

When your to lazy to say hey on AIM and sound like a prick, you say ,"ey".

<insert screen name here>: ey
<insert screen name here2>: watsup

by betterwordmaster December 24, 2007

ey fukin ey

Being obsessed with someone to the point of ringing them up every day, texting if not on the phone to them, sellout out mates for them, and having an arm around them at all possible times.

Doing it in a high pitched or aggressive manor to indicate the level of togetherness of the relationship is optional.

Heppell: I'm off out with riddeal tonight
Response: EY FUKIN EY

by Beester September 7, 2005

eye to eye

What gay people do when having anal sex as the assholes meet together

Man me and Bob meet eye to eye last night man.

by Steve1 September 20, 2003

ey fuckin ey

Being obsessed with someone to the point of ringing them up every day, texting if not on the phone to them, selling out mates for them, and having an arm around them at all possible times. Doing it in a high pitched or aggressive manor to indicate the level of togetherness of the relationship is optional.

Heppell: I'm off out with Riddeal tonight
Response: EY FUKIN EY

by Beester September 8, 2005

:eye: :lips: :eye:

When something surprising happens, you might respond with :eye: :lips: :eye: emojis. In that order. Usually in a sarcastic sense.

"Hello how are you doing?" - Tim
"I dipped my nuggets in water" - Tom
"Why the fuck would you do that?" - Tim
"I got you, Tim!" - Tom
":eye: :lips: :eye:" - Tim

by epelpaj October 15, 2020

ey

Ey is the American version of eh.

Americans doing what they do best when embarrassed that they relate to a Canadian, they make up a word that does not exist.

In doing so they hope to avoid the fact that they say eh without realizing it just as people say like or uhm when going about thoughts.

If you look through a dictionary, 'eh' can be found as 'ey' cannot. If it is, that publisher is incorrect. Even Firefox spell check says ey doesn't exist.

ey, fuck yo couch.

eh, fuck yo spelling.

by xxxMattxxx January 13, 2009