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extreme apple picking

The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.

Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it
We almost got hurt last week when we went extreme apple picking
by Dave K January 16, 2004
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extremely adept matter accreter

A very obese person; a cheese hog. A respectful term, as some people believe that the more matter you can make part of yourself, the better off you are. Originated on "Buffalo This" (buffalothis.blogspot.com) in the "Respect for the cheese hogs" article.
*Ding dong!*
Tim: "Hey there old buddy, it's been a long time!"
Bill: "Sure has. We used to rule this town back in the day. It's good to be back."
Tim's mom: "Is that little Billy? Tell him I say hi. I'd come in there if I could fit through that darned doorway!"
*earth rumbles*
Bill: "Dude, is that your mom making the floor shake like that? Let me take a look..." (runs into other room)
Bill: "DAAAAAMN dude she is a chee-ee-eese hog! That woman got huge!"
Tim: "Not cool, man."
Bill: "No, I mean it in a good way. She's an extremely adept matter accreter - I bet she has 500 lbs to her name!"
Tim: "Oh, well then thanks. You should tell her that yourself! I bet she'd be thrilled."
by Nicholas D September 25, 2008
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extreme close up

A technique in Film and Media, which involves zooming in so far onto a persons face that you can practically feel their honking breath.
1) Wayne and Garth : EXTREME CLOSE UP! WOAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by chucknorrisjohnson October 5, 2009
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Extreme greifer jesus

If you thought greifer Jesus was bad image him on a oppressor mk2 shooting missiles at you every single time you go near him
You spawned extreme greifer Jesus how am I gonna get past there
by Oof Yeet the dumbass April 13, 2021
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extreme chess

Commonly played by drunken fraternity boys in the mid eighties, extreme chess has only become mainstream in the last 2-3 years. Every time you take an opponents piece, you are allowed one closed fisted hit anywhere on that opponents face, while remaining seated. Players must always alternate striking hands, and achieving a "check" allows for two blows. God forbid you shoule be worked into "check mate", because that attracts the afformentioned double blow, however from a standing position to inflict maximum degradation.
After having a few drinks with the lads..."Hey guys, lets have a game of extreme chess!!"....."Fuck that man, I'm not that drunk, lets play Russian Roulette instead"
by G-Train August 28, 2005
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Extreme Diarrhea

When everything in your body fails. You piss, shit, and vomit at the same time. It is also common that lasers shoot out of your ass. The burn is intense and will leave you in pain for around 2-3 weeks.
John had some extreme diarrhea last night. Did you see that shit? Fucking hilarious. I video-taped it and put it on youtube so everyone could see how lame he looked!
by Buttfart Dickrape September 30, 2009
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extreme tots

A delish snack consisting of tater tots, chili, cheese, jalapenos, and sour cream.
Hey Albert, I want some extreme tots, even though it will give me the runs.
by JOOOOONNNNNNNNN January 6, 2009
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