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Expirated

It's similar to expire, but it's for people who do not know grammer 😎
The food has expirated.
by himothy 0.2 March 21, 2024
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expiral

-to disappear
-to disappear because you were abducted by aliens.
-to disappear because you were to be abducted by aliens.
-"i wanted to expiral when i hit the guy i wanted to kiss in the nose. ahahaha. oops."
-i expiraled into an ocean.
by AnjaLise April 22, 2006
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Citra 100mg

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Citra 100mg online

Citra 100mg likely refers to Citragin or a citric acid derivative product, but the name

“Citra” alone is not specific to one standardized drug. It could be shorthand or branding

in certain regions. There are a few possibilities, depending on context:
What happens if I take expired Citra 100mg?
by a legitimate pharmacy? May 16, 2025
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Expiration dating

Engaging in romantic relationships that due to practical circumstance or mutual agreement have a definite end date, yet both partners remain committed to the relationship until that end date.
"Is Kylie still dating that guy she was seeing during study abroad?"

"No, they were just expiration dating. It ended when she moved back home. They sure made the most of their summer together though."
by PghYinzer August 1, 2020
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Your Trial Has Expired

Shown after switching Inventor Professional 2018 from multi-user to single-user.
Your Trial Has Expired, What?
by SPrice1980 May 2, 2022
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Creep Creeping Past Expiration

Definition:
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.

Signature Behaviors:

Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006

Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him

Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls

Gets mad when women don’t flirt back

Believes showering is optional but sex is a right

Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)

Symptoms Include:

Thinking his penis still has a fan base

Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you

Bragging about sex he’s not having

Fearing accountability more than jail

How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
by Roxx Farron June 6, 2025
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Expired milk

(noun) Slang that refers to the ejaculate of aging men.
"Have you met Maria and Tom's son? He's weird, that's what happens when you use expired milk."
by d3str0yer June 16, 2024
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