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experience points

A type of drug more addictive than crack and nicotine by a factor of infinity. A unit to measure the march of our meaningless lives. Progress, digitized and palpable. The currency of the soul. The slow triumph against entropy. The basic human need.

When we die, those who have collected enough xp will become one with the mind of god.

See also level-up
187349 xp till next level.
934937 xp till apotheosis.

Says the sage Vatsayana:
"In life, there is no DING to assure us of the fruits of our labor. But do not falter my son. You need not turn to the darkness of RPG's. The true DING comes from within."
by PISTOLsINstack July 25, 2004
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experimentation

Two or more young people (often 7-15 year old boys) experiment with homosexual acts, including: Stripping, fondling (playing with the other's penis/vagina), masturbating themselves, masturbating the other, oral sex, anal sex, rubbing the other's penis/vagina against the other in any place, or anything else related.
Sample experimentation:

Tommy: Want to see my penis?
Jason: Yeah! Want to see mine?
Tommy: Let's go into the bathroom and lock the door.
Jason: I'll take off my shirt.
Tommy: Me too.
Jason: I'll pull down your pants.
Tommy: Then I'll pull down yours.
Jason: My penis is getting stiff.
Tommy: Me too! I'm pulling down your underwear.
Jason: Let me pull down yours.
Tommy: Yours is bigger than mine. Can I play with yours?
Jason: That feels really good! I want to mess with yours.
Tommy: This feels really good!
Jason: Can I see your butt?
Tommy: Sure.
Jason: Look at the hole!
Tommy: Let me see yours! Oh yeah!
Jason: Tommy, will you lick my penis?
Tommy: I wonder how it tastes!
Jason: Mm that feels really good!
Tommy: Suck on mine!
Jason: We can switch places and do it at the same time!

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by a.non.y.mous July 31, 2007
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Serial Experiments Lain

The Anime of ALL Anime. Former #1 winner of Japan's most Graphical and Best-Loved Animation of the year 1999 'till this very day. The four disc DVD set is a bitch to pay for, but worth the violence. The suicide, sexy mamas, and drugs prove that Serial Experiments Lain is not for the un-tampered minds. No one can prove it otherwise.
Lain Iwakura is the TRUE God of the wired and there and diddly-shit you can do about it. All preps can run home to their fucking Comic Partys and Tokyo Mew Mews.
by Phatal August 3, 2003
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Expelliarmus

Disarms another's wand from Harry Potter.

From latin, it is clear that it means to "expel" the "arms" as in the weapons.
"Expelliarmus!" - Harry Potter.
by h4xnoodle December 28, 2007
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experience

What you need to get a job but can't get a job until you have.
"do you have experience?"
"no"
"then I can't hire you"
"why?"
"because you don't have experience."
"but if you hire me I'll have experience in like a week!"
"that is irrelevant"
"so am I hired?"
"no."
"why not???"
"because you don't have experience"
"but-"
"just get out"
"no"
"OUT"
*whimpers, runs out, gives up on life, never leaves room, dies of starvation*
by in.the.middle.of.it.all! October 14, 2014
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Explicibomb

A verbal explosion of swear words often caused from pain or anger.
Joe stubbed his toe and dropped an explicibomb; which was:

"Holy Mother-F*&@ing Son-of-a-B#!%h!! God Damned a$$-Fu^&ers, Mother sh!@#ing-@SS-whipe F*&k all the douche god damned sh(* Who#@s!!!!!!!!"
by Tjaden July 21, 2009
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expedite this letter

one of the best songs in the universe like lil durk need his dick sucked from the back for this song .
you heard expedite this letter?
girl yeah that shut heat omm !
by - k November 29, 2022
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