I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent.

A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.

1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."

by Rhonin March 18, 2010

existential

Having to do with existence. More specifically, one way it is used is to mean having to do with state of being as opposed to truth or knowledge. An "existentialist" is more concerned with how to "be" than with what is true. A good example is Albert Camus's "The Plague", in which the character determines that we can't know the meaning of life and suffering, but we should just do what we can.

I think your problem with God is an existential one, not a theological one. You You know all you need to know, you just don't live it.

by ACS49 June 25, 2008

existentialism

A philosophy which emphasizes the significance of existence and those actions which enable one to experience their own existence, such as making decisions or feeling emotions.

-or-

loneliness.

"I feel alone."
(existentialism)

by Motivational Void. February 6, 2010

existance

This is the wrong way to spell "existence". There is no "a" in existence -- or in definitely, for that matter.

The same people who spell this wrong also can't seem to grasp the difference between "your" and "you're" or "their" and "they're", something the rest of us mastered in third grade.

"Your definately the most excellant guitarest in existance."
--a complete idiot

Maybe if you weren't functionally illiterate, you'd have a more "excellant" job.

by Pick up a book, you moron July 12, 2006

Non existing

My girlfriend

My girlfriend is non existing

by Ion bomb December 4, 2020

Existful

A word that has its origins in ancient Greek mythology. The only known usage comes from the story of Poseidon who said to his brother, "I think it would be nice to exist with other existors as we coexist on a plane that doesn't often feel existful." Or so the myth goes.

Mmmm, these french fried tatters sure do make me feel existful.

by K Rab September 29, 2008

Existential Crisis

An 'Existential Crisis' is when an individual questions the their entire existence and asks themselves whether being alive even has a point or whether it's all pointless. This gets in the way of everyday things such as, making cereal and listening to the next step soundtrack on repeat

'oh no, Emma can't make it today she's having an existential crisis'

by BigNose395 November 19, 2019