Excalibur

A loser who spends his time listening to prog metal and masturbates to softcore pr0n.

Similar to rocking out with one's cock out.

Euphemism for "skinny fragile penis".

I'm gonna go excalibur at the movie theater tonight.

Ew, he's got an excalibur!

by `Raptor June 6, 2005

Excalifurr

Inside joke by yours truly. Only I know the origins of the word. Well.. an old friend of mine, Andy/Dieourumov knows the meaning of it as well. BUT! Other than that, nobody knows. Pretty much a unique trademark of my own, I guess you could say.

Excalifurr? It must be that Modern Luminous Knight guy!

by Modern "Luminous" Knight February 21, 2005

Excalibured

When someone does something and were just (winging it) or faking it.

Guy A: How'd the test go?
Guy B: Oh bro I excalibured that shit!

by shitsngigslol August 21, 2019

Excaliburrito

When King Arthur stuck a burrito on his legendary blade

King Arthur: this food is disgusting, hand me an Excaliburrito

Seevant: Sire we’re all out of burrito ingredients

by Dream meme supreme January 9, 2020

Excalibur

power, force 力. Riyoku. Was true apparently... But more weapon than sword.

Excalibur was the Japanese Kanji for l power, force 力. Riyoku. Brought by comet to somewhere in middle east some hundred years ago. Correct guesser or knower of Kanji not "symbol" would gain the weapons mysterious power. (extra terrestrial)

by PnP_NoName November 23, 2020

Excalibur

DMT (dimethyltryptamine), a hallucinogenic substance, most commonly smoked. It's known to get you fucked up reeal bad.

A: Yo, man, I just got some Excalibur from my plug!

B: No way, I always wanted to meet the machine elves.

by Shaman_Guy November 23, 2020

Excalibronator

Someone who plays with the hearts of others, they don't know what they want in life but want to consume and control to fill a void in themselves.

Don't be an Excalibronator

by PinkTsukuyomi May 13, 2022