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Ethan Saturley

The best boxer in the world also known as muscles of a god
Ethan Saturley is the best there was the best there is and the best there ever will be
Ethan Saturley by Pro boxer October 29, 2019

Ethan Syndrome 

A medical diagnosis of someone who has these issues within their worthless lives, namely from people who are named "Ethan":

- Narcissism on a phenomenal scale
- Furry-lover
- Ego as large as one's belly
- Refusal of reasonable and sound advice
- Excessively uses racial slurs
- Invented hypocrisy before hypokrites of Greece
- Unable to mature properly, therefore making himself disabled within a functioning society
Alan: Hey, Ethan, you gotta stop your alcohol addiction man, it's getting worse.
Chinese guy named Ethan: Fuck you lah you fucking n***a, I'll pop a cap in your ass and make sure your mother goes to Thailand chee bai!
Alan: Fuck you, Ethan Syndrome motherfucker
Ethan Syndrome by Zxlous August 14, 2021

Ethan St. Germain 

best thing that will ever happen in your life. he is a wonderful, lovable, amazing, breath taking boyfriend. if you ever decide to break up with him it will be the worst mistake of your life and you will regret it forever. No one can ever live up to him. you love him forever.
he is breath taking! must be an Ethan St. Germain

Ethan Stewart 

A “depressed” guy that will do anything for the attention. He will act depressed and act like his life is so fucking horrible and listens to Juice WRLD all fucking day . He flexes on living in a condo . And will do anything to copy others just to fit in . Oh and did I mention he looks like a fucking rat . And his mom is an owl. HE BLOWS AT BASKETBALL. Ratshit
Man, is something wrong with Ethan Stewart today? He has been listening to a lot of juice wrld lately... seems suicidal
Ethan Stewart by Lil Beanerr March 29, 2019

Ethan Selby 

Great guy, just an all round solid chap
That guy is a proper Ethan Selby
Ethan Selby by BbiggusDickus June 22, 2019

ethan smith 

a jerk that every girl wants but gets heart broken
Allie: whats his name?
Ashlynn: Ethan Smith
Allie: probably his mom named him that because he is a jerk.
ethan smith by Ashlynn Schewe February 28, 2017