Essay Gambit

When a person, in an attempt to get someone's contact info without directly asking them, asks another person for their help in reviewing an essay they wrote. The person asking will offer two options between printing it and giving it to them, or getting the other person's contact info and sending it to them.

Almost always results in an advantage for the person asking, as they cant lose anything if the other person is nice enough to review their essay for them, creating a foothold for the asker to get more involved.

Usually used by people who are in fear of rejection, and by asking for them to review a paper they feel that they can avoid a direct rejection and still participate in someone's life if they opt to just take the printed essay.

Ironically, even if they got someone's contact info through this, how would the person who receives the essay edit it without printing it out?

Person 1: "Hey, I wrote this essay for English class and I don't feel like showing it to the professor, can you look over it for me?"
Person 2: "Sure why not."
Person 1: "Perfect, I can either print it out for you and give it to you tomorrow, or send it to you tonight but I'd need your contact info for that."
Person 2: "Just print it and I'll look over it then."
Person 1: "Alright, thanks" (cries on the inside)

Or:
Person 1: "I just used the Essay Gambit and was able to get her contact info."
Person 2: "Why not just ask her normally?"
Person 1: "Cause I'm a pussy lmao"

by 4D Chess Wannabe February 7, 2023

Essay Season

Essay Season is the week or so before vacation or the grade closes. The reason why teacher give so many essay during the week, is so that we go from a 93.22 to 68.23.

Mom: What happened to your grades?
Kid: Mom, it was Essay Season
Mom: What??
Kid: You know when all the teachers decide to make all their essays due on the same day.

by lily809 April 13, 2010

Essay High

When you're in the process of writing an essay and all of a sudden BOOM…a huge rush of knowledge comes to your head that helps you focus and type your essay at warp speed.

Doug: "Whoa! What's wrong with Kyle? Why is he so focused on his laptop?"
Kyle's good pal: "Oh, he's just on an essay high."

by EssayMcGee February 12, 2014

essay uppercut

When you are writing an essay, you present all the mundane topics just lke punches boxers give and take during a match. When one subject hits too close to home and you feel the sudden urge to spazz out on the paper, this momentary surge is called an 'uppercut' so to speak.

John was writing an essay on 'the life cycles of mammals' when suddenly he realized the book was insinuating that all mammals are a certain way. He began to spew a paragraph about how some mammals DO NOT act accordingly to traditional concepts. Incidentally, he threw an essay uppercut.

by collegegirl01391 April 10, 2011

Essay Eye's

The puffy, tired, bloodshot eyes that result from spending hours staring at your computer screen while trying to figure out ways to cleverly avoid plagiarizing - what you are in fact plagiarizing - from wikipedia.

"Hi honey...uh...oh my goodness, did you accidentally stab your self in the eyes with two pencils simultaneously?"
"No my dear, I've been plagiarizing other peoples ideas into an essay I've been writing."
"Oh you poor dear, you've got essay eye's again don't you?"

by Dmac73 December 27, 2007

Essay no Jutsu

the Ultimate attack of the highest power nibba. It's when he has had enough of dumb nibbas shit and decided to end the battle and destroy everything in his path. Often leads to a hype buff of all players around him who aren't the target of essay no jutsu. Strikes immense fear in the hearts of victim while being powered up. Only known counter at this point is to not engage with attack. This leads to the unlocking of the toxic ability buff however, which could possibly be the only known weakness of the user. Essay no jutsu levels vairy in power level depending on target. The user had not yet found a truly worthy foe. His goal is to one day entice his sensei Master Glasses man into a battle where essay no jutsu can be used without Master glasses man taking advantage of the attacks one weakness. Master glassed man is also versed in the same combat styles as The Essay no Jutsu user. That being High nibba IQ of the six paths and bullshit no jutsu. Easiest way to trigger essay no jutsu un provoked is to have a name starting in E and ending with A

Mikel unleased his ultimate attack Essay no Jutsu when Kavesh and Eesa were being to retarded for his liking

by Mikel98159 December 19, 2020

Essay-DHD

The inablity to focus on the important paper that you're writing.

I wrote this description while writing an in-class essay. I totally had Essay-DHD.

by SpazztikNinja April 18, 2011