Ernest P. Whirl

When one urinates into their lovers mouth and then uses their penis like a stirstick.

Hey Vern, would you like an Ernest P. whirl?

by utrtrhrutr August 30, 2009

Egesu

egesu is the sweetest creature in the world. a master of excellence. There is beauty in every inch of her. the name of this person is just as unique as her.the lashes of this species are usually two meters. she is the best friend you can find. I'm someone who came across this species and I love it. DLNDODJDODJLFKFLF ILY ILY ILY

egesu will pass tomorrow’s biology test with a high score

by tomybestieeeee February 8, 2020

ergys

Ergys (with a y goddamn it, not an i), is a rather obscure name of Albanian origin. It is usually given to Albanian males, by Albanian mothers who allegedly (according to mine at least) were inspired when they've first heard the said name from a kid's talk show when they were 10 or something, and made a pledge to themselves that they'll name their smart, and handsome future offspring (In this case that offspring is me) that way. Shorter variants of Ergys also include: Eri, Erik, Eric, Erick, Er', Ergis, Ergous, Ergisi, Ergiousi, while Eri and Erik, being the most rational of them all. Speaking of experience, people whose name happen to be Ergys, tend to be very charismatic, intelligent, but also very emotional and whatnot.

"Bob, have you seen Ergys?"

"Not really, I haven't seen him for a whi.. What was that??!"

"I don't kn.. HOLY GUACAMOLE, he's right behind you!!"

"AAAAAaAaaAAaAAAaAAaAaaAAAaAAAa"

by not_ergys December 13, 2020

Ernesto

Ernesto is an angry italian man. You can often find him standing on the corner of his street asking why people have parked out the front of his house. He likes wood and telling you he worked on that house. He has a hard head but a soft spot for Lupini’s.

Person 1: who is that person standing on the corner in his jocks?

Person 2: ohhh thats just Ernesto, he has a Rottweiler.

Person 1: he looks like Vince Colosimo

by Chenzo.ernesto January 19, 2022

Ernest

The most amazingly perfect man you will ever meet. Great lover. Eyes you can get lost in. Will always put you before himself. Great kisser. Sex to die for! Loves you unconditionally and will go to extremes to make sure you are taken care of. Best person ever!!!

My boyfriend Ernest is the best!

by Emmerleeanne January 21, 2023

Tight around the edges

When an action/movement brings you close to an edge or hitbox (in a game)

This jump is a little bit tight around the edges - Carlsagan42

by miliJJJC November 29, 2019

ergasm

The experience of sublime pleasure achieved through erging (see erg). Used in an ironic sense, since erging is, in fact, quite painful to the participants. The transcendence of the pain into pleasure is ergasm.

Have you had your daily ergasm yet?

by cavetroll January 4, 2008