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Jeffrey Epstein

American citizen, and Israeli agent for Mossad. First connected with Mossad in the early 1980’s via Les Wexner, Laurence Tisch, and other prominent billionaires. Received hundreds of millions of dollars from Wexner for supposedly
managing his finances, despite having no education and no skills.

Collaborated with Ghislane Maxwell, the daughter of well known Israeli spy Robert Maxwell, who was also the closest confidant of Samuel Pisar, Antony Blinken’s stepfather.

Oversaw a multi-national pedophilia blackmail operation, subsidized by Jewish American billionaires with support from Israel (a supposed “ally”). Collected footage of child rape, committed by several prominent figures such as Bill Clinton, Prince Andrew, and Donald Trump, to use as kompromat for coercion to ensure heavy support of Israeli genocide and war crimes against Palestinians, by the USA and other western nations.

Collaborated with other Mossad agents, including Nicole Junkermann.

Assassinated by Mossad in collaboration with the CIA, on August 10th, 2019, while detained in Manhattan’s Metropolitan Correction Center (MCC), to ensure a successful cover-up of the pedophilia blackmail operation.
Mossad agent:
The US has been our staunchest ally since 1948. To reward them, let’s try to convince each of their potential/current leaders to rape children, so we can film them and blackmail them. Jeffrey Epstein, meet Robert Maxwell’s daughter. She can help get you into exclusive events and galas to start socializing with these businessmen and politicians.

Jeffrey Epstein: Alright fine… I’ll do it. But do I get to rape the children too?

Mossad agent: Definitely, enjoy!!
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Epstein-Barr Syndrome

A mysteriously broken neck
Jimmy got Epstein-Barr Syndrome, so’s you need a new partner, see?
by LanceHN August 21, 2019
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Epstein island

"he told me I could go jet skiing on Epstein island"

"I didn't know about the children on Epstein island"
by David Ur daddy May 1, 2024
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Epstein's Dozen

A dozen is 12, a baker's dozen is 13, an Epstein's dozen is 14
I picked up an Epstein's dozen of doughnuts.
by Frenchtard October 19, 2023
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The Epstein and Hawking Connection

A reference to when Steven Hawking was rumored to be on the Epstein Documents, a User on X (Twitter) decided to fake some of the info on the documents. But. He was mentioned on a single email, has been recalled to have been seen on the private jet/Island. Some of the people known to have visited Epstein are:

Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Osama Bin Laden
Joe Biden
Prince Andrew
Barney the Dinosaur
Elmo
Hillary Clinton
Walter White
Dora the Explorer
Leonardo DiCaprio
Amber Heard
Gwyneth Paltrow
John Bell Edwards
Mario Mario Mario
Luigi Mario Mario
Willy Wonka
Andrew W.K
Obama {REDACTED}
Joseph Joestar
Martin Luther King Jr
Jimmy Kimmel
Miley Siras
Jared Fogle
Steve (Minecraft)
Adolf Von Hitler
{REDACTED}
Michael Rockefeller
David Copperfield
Frederic Fekkai
Led Wexner
Steven Hawking
The Epstein and Hawking Connection: "Steven Hawking: I love watching Midgets (especially male) solving Theoretical physics while on a step ladder, butt ass naked.
by zekolonon March 20, 2024
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Jeffrey Epstein

Someone paedophile who definitely didn't kill himself.
by Masihiun January 3, 2024
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Epsteined

When Mossad entraps and blackmails a politician, businessman, celebrity by providing them with underage children for sex.
Joe Biden got Epsteined so hard, he can't say anything against Israel.
by Rabby Schmooley April 4, 2024
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