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Epsteined

When someone has sex with you girl and the Israeli Intelligence secretly record video to blackmail him later
Alex Jones got epsteined, he never talks about Israel anymore and changes the subject when asked about it.
Elon Musk got epsteined. After epsteining him, the Zionists took over Twitter.
by Alex_Jones_the_real January 12, 2024
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Jeffery Epstein

a skibidi rizzler, who trafficked humans for his personal amuesment
bro only rizzes children; he so Jeffery Epstein
by The 23rd Maple tree September 15, 2025
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Epstein island

"he told me I could go jet skiing on Epstein island"

"I didn't know about the children on Epstein island"
by David Ur daddy May 1, 2024
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Epstein's Dozen

A dozen is 12, a baker's dozen is 13, an Epstein's dozen is 14
I picked up an Epstein's dozen of doughnuts.
by Frenchtard October 19, 2023
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Epstein Island

When a person takes a huge dump the morning after anal sex and leaves a mound sticking out of the water mixed with baby batter
that was so big I left an Epstein Island in that toilet
by theurbanverman September 2, 2025
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Epstein Method

A therapeutic process designed to help individuals overcome pornography addiction by "weening off" through a four phase program which it is believed reduces the physical and psychological dependence on pornography. The program consists of viewing hardcore pornography initially, with a self awareness of ones addiction, this then transitions into viewing pornographic images, reducing the graphicness of the material to slowly reduce ones dependence. This should then transition into viewing modestly dressed women when masturbating, allowing one to further reduce their addiction, before going into the final step, complete imagination and cognitive visualisation when jacking off. This is the last and ultimate phase of the Epstein Method, allowing one to harness their mental strength to stimulate themselves without external material, making it easy to then stop all together if the subject wishes to. This method has been criticized as it may not help people with severe addictions who have moved even beyond vanilla pornography into severe, violent and potentially illegal content. The method also has not been peer reviewed, however conducted studies show promising results for individuals.
"You've been watching that stuff a lot man, you should try the Epstein Method if you wanna stop!"
by Aaron Carrington February 27, 2025
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Epsteined

Sexual position. When you just rape a girl you don’t know in a bathroom bar.
She was a freak last night. She got Epsteined. She loved it. Just playing hard to get
by DaddyDT February 25, 2024
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