Endermeep

Endermeeps are a lot like Endermen. They look exactly like Endermen in every way, but they have some key differences.

Unlike Endermen, Endermeeps love water. It's the only thing they will drink.

When Endermeeps teleport, it's called a Meep. This is because when they teleport, they make a 'meep' noise.

Endermeeps have a fear of heights and the void. You still may see them in The End, but they won't stay for long before they Meep away.

Endermeeps are endangered. if you see one in the wild, it's best to leave it alone.

I saw an Endermeep drinking some water.

by IBoom248 May 1, 2021

EnderPc

Hail EnderPc! EnderPc is a relgion and a lego person. EnderPc is above all.

Greetings, Hail EnderPc. URA!

by Douglicus May 21, 2023

Mile Ended

Montreal district called the Mile End where everyone knows each other. Getting mile ended includes getting an iced coffee at Olympico, pool hopping, drinking in the park, getting a bagel, sitting on a balcony drinking, buying a second hand book, getting fresh fruit at the Fruitery, stoping at Navarino while running into everyone you know.

Ah man all I want to do is get mile ended today and sit on my balcony.

by jajaja111 July 13, 2011

Edexcel P1 Physics Exam

Well well well, the Edexcel P1 Physics Exam 2016 was a mystical exam paper sat by GCSE students who all felt the shattering pain and emotion of twenty or so hours of revision of Hershel and Ritter's experiments along with the Electromagnetic Spectrum, only to find that the first question to come up is about a pathetic petrol generator. Just to add petrol to the fire (see what I did there) Edexcel decide to throw in a cheeky induction question which in later life, is going to be about as useful as a waterproof bathsponge.

But you may be thinking, Edexcel surely you have stopped there, surely you cannot emotionally deplete us and make us feel like a single celled organism with no brain (I revised Biology well). Oh no! Just for good measure, Edexcel decide to take a steaming dump on our result, throwing in a question about Ions. Which is again about as useful as a submarine in the sahara.

Essentially, the Physics exam is the bastard lovechild of the Maths Exam, which Edexcel decide to sweetly position immediately after the Physics exam, to essentially ruin our lives. I would like to congratulate anybody who thought that they found this exam easy.

What was that Edexcel P1 Physics Exam?

by rantingmadting May 25, 2016

September That Never Ended

In days long past, the Internet was a new and marvelous thing. The web was new and shiny, but most of the real action was in irc and usenet.

Every September, a whole new batch of college students would have access to the Internet for the first time, and the signal to noise ratio would absolutely go to shit. By the end of September, things usually returned to normal, and Usenet was useful again.

In 1993, September never ended. AOL connected its entire userbase to the Internet, and things never went back to normal. Before 9/93, there was (almost) no spam, being tricked into view a goatse.cx-type image was unlikely at best, and porn was free in the alt.binaries.erotica.* newsgroups, with nobody trying to extort a credit-card number.

We still live in the September that never ended.

The internet sucks now. It was a lot better before the September that never ended.

by danarak September 5, 2007

ender wiggin

the ultimate pest exterminator

if u have an infestation of Formics, call Ender Wiggin to bug bomb them, of course there's no reason to since they're harmless

by the red ninja September 30, 2007

double ended dildo

A dildo that has two ends used for simultaneous sexual pleasure. Can be used for both vaginal or anal penetration. Used between 2 vaginas, 2 asses and 1 vagina and 1 ass.

Sex is the best between two girls with a double ended dildo. Otherwise, its not complete or fair.

by HornySexLover October 25, 2007