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eSexual

Somebody who constantly masturbates to internet pornography, but has little or no interest in actual sexual relationships. Could be seen as asexual in real life.
girl: yeah, he's kinda cute, but i think he might be gay or something. he never even flirts.

guy: no, he's not gay. he's constantly talking about porn. he's just eSexual.
by vaguefaith August 9, 2010
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Erossexual

Being deeply in love with my beautiful baby girl
I love you baby, I am erossexual
by Smalltimeotter July 14, 2019
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Egosexual

someone who would only have sex with themselves.
Sorry ladies, i'm an egosexual
by cole March 21, 2004
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Edusexual

n. a teacher who keeps using sexual words during lecture rather than the appropriate vernacular
v. (edusexualize) to enhance your dull speech with sexual words so that people don't fall asleep while you're talking
adj. describes a person or action that is edusexualized in nature.
adv. (edusexually) describes speech which lends itself to being edusexualized.
n. What an edusexual! I thought we were learning about comparative government and politics and instead our prof just keeps saying that we need to "thrust" our ideas into the future to prevent futher "cleavage" of the state.
v. At least I wake up everytime our professor edusexualizes his topics. Without it, I'd sleep through the whole class. Luckily, the word cleavage perks me up.
adj. His edusexual style of speech amuses me because I see a well-endowed girl sitting in the front row. Clearly he can't get her out of his head.
adv. Was he speaking edusexually on purpose; or was he simply distracted by her double D breasts?
by Kag December 28, 2005
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esexual

Adj. One who constantly engages in the act of cybersex for gratification. Also referring to the use of technology items in a sexual way.
That fool is hella esexual, we saw his chat logs.

The avid esexual used her CAT5e cable to arouse herself
by Four Twenty September 24, 2006
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Eggsexual

Being Eggsexual means that you are attracted to eggs. It’s kind of like people who are Bisexual who are attracted to males and females, but with eggs.
Person 1: “Hey, why are you making out with that egg?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m Eggsexual.”
Person 1: “Oh, okay.”
by Xyliette October 8, 2018
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Hemosexual

Those who find actress/dancer Heather Morris to be sexually attractive.

Note: Gender has no impact on someone's inevitable Hemosexuality.
Person 1: Oh my god did you see Heather Morris last night on Glee???

Person 2: Ugh yes, she sexually frustrates me like there is no tomorrow - I've turned into such a raging Hemosexual!

Person 1: Same here, Hemosexuals for life!
by akaklee May 20, 2011
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