probably one of the most gorgeous creatures on this earth. she may be short but tbh would love to hit it. life without her is awful
by tiktokondaclock November 02, 2020
An incredibly talented artist who can work in various media (Sketch, sculpting, painting etc.) who is too egocentric and stubborn to ever be a successful artist. An Emmes will often be fantastic lovers and great in bed, but squanders that skill by having sex primarily with the dog while her husband works his ass off to buy her art supplies. Emmes generally are well loved by their pets.
Person 1: This bitch came into Hobby Lobby today and bought $600 worth of Copic Markers with dog jizz running down her legs.
Person 2: Was it ...
Person 1: Emme?! You goddamn know it was, bro! Who else would it be?!
Person 2: Was it ...
Person 1: Emme?! You goddamn know it was, bro! Who else would it be?!
emmes butt has been the same size since she was a baby. emme is ratchet and does stupid things. teeth bigger than jacks head. gobbles school lunches.
emme is ratchet
by wjejdhhdhd May 19, 2022
by toes24 January 04, 2023
A really bad client for the game called VRChat, and when I say bad i mean really bad. They say they are free but force users to pay to use their most fundamental feature.
by DefinitelyNotLaughingCoffin June 02, 2021