emissa

the most elite friendship of all.

our friendship is so elite! wdym? have you seen emissa?

by mahbestieisseggsy January 17, 2021

nocturdal emission

When someone shits themselves at night while they sleep.

He woke up with tears in his eyes at the smell of arse batter - then he realised it was his... from an nocturdal emission.

by Zonal K September 10, 2018

U.S embassy pizza

fucking dogshit ass pizza and its only good when its eaten a day later after being left on the counter

Person 1: Bro the .U.S embassy pizza last night was garbage

person 2: I know right! I took a bite and all of the cheese fell off
Person 1: It also tasted like rubber lmao

by US embassy pizza November 22, 2021

obnoxious anal emissions

the disgusting splattering sound a man or woman hopefuly a woman makes after having anal sex. due to the fact that the asshole has become so loose it just flaps in the breeze.

Damn after I fucked that whore in the ass, she made the most astonishing sound. She looked over her shoulder and said you will have to excuse my obnoxious anal emissions, but I can only take so much.

by frikybi September 15, 2007

Emasculine

Emasculine as in e-masculine. A portmonteau of emasculated and masculine. Typically used to describe that particular breed of man that compensates for real-life effeminacy by being an internet tough guy.

This guy said he would kick my ass after I beat him at CS. He's so emasculine!

by Innominate October 22, 2008

Emessen

Another term for MSN : )

Abbie: Soo what you doin' tonight then Laura?
Laura: Oooft just goin' on Emessen Abbie babes, Zakeery will be on :P you can give him sexy time ;)...

by olly onion February 25, 2008

embassy

Causing wonder or astonishment. Replacement for sweet. Derived from:
1) Embassy Suite
2) embassy sweet
3) embassy

Johnathan: I just found $100 that I thought I had lost!
Marlon: Dude that is embassy!

by Johnathan & Marlon January 12, 2006