by D Moore April 27, 2014
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by SuckMyJohns2 December 31, 2008
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A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity
A couple or very close friends who indulge in recreational narcotic activities, one of the pair places a straw up their rectum whilst the other blows cocaine into the anal cavity
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I can't believe you have never Elton johned.
Let's shoot coke up each other's bums like Elton johning
by SCOTT(NOT RACHAEL) BUT IT IS May 16, 2019
Get the Elton johning mug.Sucking too long and too hard on a blunt. AKA "Bumming it". This definition combines the fact that Elton John is gay and possibly felches his boyfriend with the already popular and associative term "bumming it" to coalesce the two into a singular and greater form.
Dude: Pass the blunt man..
.. passes blunt ...
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.. passes blunt ...
Dude: fuck man, you must have really been Elton Johning that!
by craig6398 December 1, 2016
Get the Elton Johning mug.A type of dive you would do at a pool, called Elton Johning because it replicates the feeling of listening to a really good Elton John song. When the water level is about the same height as ledge in a deep area, one will somersault into the water while plugging nose with fingers so water does not rush up their nose. Instead of immediately coming back up to the surface for a breath you would stay in the water for a few seconds as your body is slowly brought back up to the surface until you need to catch a breath.
Past tense: Elton Johned
Past tense: Elton Johned
Person 1: My favorite part of visiting the swimming pool is Elton Johning!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!
Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!
Person 2: Me too! It evokes the same feeling as listening to Goodbye Yellow Brick Road's chorus!
Person 1: Are you ready to leave the pool yet?
Person 2: Not yet! I haven't even Elton Johned yet!
by ultraspecialboy May 11, 2022
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But when you wake up one morning you have AIDS.
Unfortunate event that makes jokes good.
But when you wake up one morning you have AIDS.
Unfortunate event that makes jokes good.
Example 1
Prince Harry “What’s wrong mother dearest”
Princess Diana “Your dad eltonjohnned me”
Example 2
Reporter “ Why is it you’ve only been out of this house for hospital”
Fadi Fawaz “George... George... He...he..... eltonjohnned me”
Prince Harry “What’s wrong mother dearest”
Princess Diana “Your dad eltonjohnned me”
Example 2
Reporter “ Why is it you’ve only been out of this house for hospital”
Fadi Fawaz “George... George... He...he..... eltonjohnned me”
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