Einstein tip 

when you are acting/doing smart.

friend:"dood, that was some brillant ish you pulled off"
you:"mayne, i stay on that einstein tip...trust"

or

friend:"what are you up too?"
you:"I'm on that einstein tip...I got a test next week."

Einstein tip by missbubba December 9, 2008

einstein line 

Einstein Line: Common vernacular of regular concert goers. The Einstein line is the front row of the mosh pit where the punters stupid enough to get caught (Hence the sarcastic allusion to Einstein) are mashed up against the security barriers protecting the artists on stage from the audience.

Has recently entered popular slang as the front row at any live concert - security barrier optional.

Wayne: "Woah Garth, check out that chic in the Einstein Line, she's lookin' pretty mashed up!"

Garth: "Like, yeah, she's like, a bonafide honey! Party Time! Let's bring her on stage man!"

einstein line by kustomize April 18, 2007

Einstein Quote 

A quote that which has no definitive author, so the credit is given to Albert Einstein.

Here's an Einstein quote my mom told me "keep going, its only complicated because you haven't figured out how to do it quickly".
As Einstein once said "math is only hard if you don't understand it".

Einstein Quote by Fff74 October 1, 2019

Einstein's Folly 

Description of Einstein's theory of relativity's one limitation in which special relativity is unable to apprehend compositive light and general relativity is unable to measure the distance between any two photons in a single line.

Einstein's Folly states that general relativity is unable to measure the distance between any two trienes or Riemann time-series in a Riemann function.

Einstein's Folly by metastatic March 15, 2022

Einstein’s carrot 

A term for when someone tries to recite a fact but uses the wrong information for the context.

Isint the law of gravity from when Einstein was under the tree and a carrot hit his head?

No, that’s Einstein’s carrot!

Einstein’s carrot by Einsteinscarrot February 22, 2025

Benjamin Einstein 

What you would call a stupid person to make them feel better about themselves.

Albert said, "Yeah I told him he was a regular Benjamin Einstein. He got a big smile on his face and thanked me."
Thomas said laughing, "So did he really think gluing lube to his hand would allow him to masturbate anywhere?"
"Think it! He had already done it!"
"hahahaha"

Benjamin Einstein by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

dirty einstein 

when a guy fucks himself in the ass...

After I divorced Gina, I figured out how to dirty einstein and voila!

dirty einstein by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013