A shit-poor excuse for a city. I visited to see the world's biggest mall only to find out its the world's sixth biggest mall... and it is a bloated and dated piss-poor excuse of a shopping center. I'd rather visit three malls in Calgary than waste half a fucking day to drive to Edmonton and get in a car wreck with some immigrant who can't drive.
Why can't you imbred Edmontonians learn how to drive?
Why can't you imbred Edmontonians learn how to drive?
Edmonton is known for being a shitty, dusty, cold piece of shit town in the middle of nowhere. People visit expecting a great mall and find a smelly dated piece of shit with a dirty waterpark.
by spokaneskibum October 20, 2008
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It was typically around 43 feet long, making it one of, if not the largest animal in Hell Creek, rivaled only by the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex. Some individuals got to 50 feet!
Despite popular media, they were anything but defenseless, they could use their large size, stiff tail, and hooves to inflict heavy damage and send even a Tyrannosaurus reeling.
(This definition describes E.annectens, and not it’s equally as powerful Canadian cousin, E.regalis.)
It was typically around 43 feet long, making it one of, if not the largest animal in Hell Creek, rivaled only by the mighty Tyrannosaurus rex. Some individuals got to 50 feet!
Despite popular media, they were anything but defenseless, they could use their large size, stiff tail, and hooves to inflict heavy damage and send even a Tyrannosaurus reeling.
(This definition describes E.annectens, and not it’s equally as powerful Canadian cousin, E.regalis.)
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Go oilers!!! WOOT EDMONTON OILERS!!!! We should have won the Stanly Cup. Oh well, we will get the grey Cup this year. knock on wood.
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