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david eason

A piece of shit ugly abusive loser who brutally abuses and kills small animals to hide his secret insecurity, his micropenis. He is usually seen with a trashy druggie female by his side.
Bruh that David Eason has a new mugshot picture, he legit looks like a methed up Lurch.
by Justice4Nugget May 5, 2019
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Eating mango

A safe for work term used by women to describe being eaten out!
Hey Mary you sure look happy today!

*Mary* yea I had a real nice night last night! My man really enjoyed eating mango last night! He really killed it!
by Hom2436 January 23, 2018
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Ealoni

(noun/adjective/female name)

defined as being sexy or pertaining to attractive things. Ealoni is a rare female name that is gaining in popularity. Generally Ealonis are females of mixed races, are often athletic, and are exceptionally unique. They tend to be women with a fantastic sense of humor. Although some people do not understand an Ealoni's humor, she always maintains a positive outlook on life.
That girl is FINE. She is so sexy, she must be an Ealoni!

The girl standing against the wall with ginger hair is so gorgeous, her name must be Ealoni.

The one thing I want in life is to marry a girl named Ealoni-they are all sexy.

Ealoni is too sexy for her shirt, so sexy it hurts!

Ealoni has the best sense of humor, is an amazing athlete, and happens to be gorgeous. Is there anything she can't do?
by ealonilover December 14, 2010
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Pussy Eating Princess

by PROMISE November 23, 2013
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eating chorizo

Fellating an Hispanic. Usually applied in a derogatory manner to non-Hispanic males in prison who seek favor with Hispanic gang members by performing sexual favors in exchange for drugs or protection.
Yo, you hear that punk ass bitch Jamal was over eating Chorizo last night cuz he heard he was gonna get jumped by the AB?
by Alec Yerklitt December 1, 2009
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Bitch Eating Crackers

Everything this person does annoys you, even something as simple as eating crackers.
Taken from the meme, your BEC is that person who you can't stand.
Kim: Look at Erica over there reading that book, so annoying.

Jules: dude, she's just reading, you just think it's annoying because she's your Bitch Eating Crackers.

Kim: yea, but look at her flipping the pages and shit.
by fluffyacat March 26, 2016
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Booty Eating Syndrome

A dangerous disease in which you impulsively eat any booty you can see. Very hard to over come but can be controlled by going to church.
John: The other day I was in class and Mr.Jones bent over to pick up a pen, I told him I had Booty Eating Syndrome but he didn't believe me and I ate his booty, now I'm banned from Mr.Jones class.
by ImTheDamned February 19, 2017
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