Eat shit and die

The quintessential insult, the godfather of all putdowns, and a drunken sailor's best friend; it leaves no room for reconciliation.

Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.

You no good, two cent whore! You're just like your mother! Eat shit and die!

by gimmedatsammich December 5, 2011

Eat Shit & Bark at the moon

This quote is often used when telling someone off...
Basically, your calling them a dog.

" I'm done with you... Go EAT SHIT & BARK AT THE MOON...!"

by That Crazy Fat Girl January 19, 2017

1-800-EAT-SHIT

This is the number you write on a piece of paper and hand to someone who doesn't agree with you or something you are doing.

A popular bumper sticker says "Don't like my driving?"
Dial 1-800-EAT-SHIT

by shomesomethin July 13, 2010

eat shit

1. (slang) To have some sort of accident
2. Literally to eat some sort of feces

1. That turn was so sharp it made him eat shit.
2. Why does your dog eat shit?

by John D August 23, 2003

eat shit

To have an accident resulting in contact with the ground at speed, while riding a human-powered vehicle such as a bicycle or skateboard.

You should wear pads and a helmet when mountain biking, as even the most experienced biker is bound to eat shit from time to time.

by Michael Ellis April 10, 2006

eat snacks and grind

The act of doing nothing but sitting at home like a fat ass and doing nothing but eating junk food and playing video games 24/7

"yo did you hear about hunter"
"Ya all that fat ass does is eat snacks and grind

by localbeaut May 13, 2018

Eat Shit

An insult, stating the the other individual should feast upon feces,

Guy 1:Hey dude, Why didn't you go to that concert, Aren't they your favorite band?

Guy 2:Eat Shit!

by CJ500 December 13, 2009