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Enlightened breath

by nonicknameyet January 6, 2024
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Enlightenment

The subtle sudden realization that all religions are false constructs of control, there is no salvation, and we are all already in Hell.

Usually it’s just laughed about and joked about by those that know as “the Cosmic Joke.”

Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Person 1: You seem so happy all the time and nothing seems to get you down, what’s your secret?

Person 2: Oh you know, just laughing about Enlightenment.
by SamsaraXD March 12, 2023
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Enlightened

Modern day term for "asshole"

(Coined by Nathan hinds)
Jesus, Janet, would you take a look at this woke ass messiah, spreading his enlightened, sacral Chakra opening, kombucha drinking, kindling slap, opening your soul star Chakra
by NateMasternatethingydingy November 28, 2023
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dark enlightenment

Figmetic schema in which a technomonarchist uses techno-capital (including return-value currency) to issue liquidity to corporate bonds.
In the dark enlightenment, a technomonarchist uses return-value currency to issue liquidity to the corporate bond market.

In contrast, technomonarchISM is a paradigm in which a monarchoformalist uses a consumer confidence derivative to pay the national debt.
by zanderfin July 16, 2020
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Earth Grown Enlightenment

Another word for Cannabis/Marijuana/The devil's lettuce. Often used in a more comedic setting.
Alice: Yo, do you have any of that good stuff, that earth grown enlightenment-stuff?
Bob: What are you talking about?
Alice: Weed Bob, weed...
by StraightToTheUnderground November 2, 2022
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Enlighten

enlighten is to have sex,, fuck usually not good to say in a conversation if christian
by Not Toby May 16, 2019
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Enlightenment

The simple and subtle realization that there is no salvation, all religions are false constructs of control, and that we are all already in Hell.

Most Enlightened Beings just laugh and joke about it all the time while trying to hide the “Cosmic Joke.”

Otherwise, to summarize simply:
Nothing is True,
Everything is Permitted.
Person 1: You seem so happy and smiling all the time no matter what happens to you. What’s your secret?

Person 2: Oh you know. Just laughing at Enlightenment.
by SamsaraXD March 12, 2023
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