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chemical engineering

1) Hardest of the engineering disciplines and probably the hardest undergrad major ever. By the time you are three years into it, you'll hear strange noises at night and get increasingly paranoid. Some go insane or so the legends tell.
2) making other majors sound worthless
3) intense rape
Dude 1: "What's your major man?"
Dude 2: "Chemical Engineering"
Dude 1: "...how long do you think you'll last?"
by intenseflowrate October 23, 2013
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Engineering 3.0

During undergraduate engineering studies, a 3.0 grade point average is as large an accomplishment as a 4.0 in a liberal arts education.
"I can't find a job due to employers picking history majors for their GPA, thanks Engineering 3.0"
by JMcFlyasdf November 5, 2011
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Ending in Production

When you have just smashed one out, and your wife or girlfriend or any regular whore asks you to make sweet sweet fuck to her, and you do it, but when you come the amoung of sperm that is produced couldn't even bukkake a sea monkey. Very embarrassing.
(walks into bathroom and sees wife's victorias secret catalogue in magazine rack conveniently placed next to toilet for literate shits.)

"oh victoria silstedt you don't know what you are doing to me..."

(blows a huge load of spunk into the toilet, wipes his bell end with a piece of bog roll, and then proceeds to wash his hands and wait around for a minute until his boner subsides and it is safe to go back out to dinner with his friends in the dining room. when he goes out all of his friends have gone and his wife is stood there naked, she says "fuck me barry" he jumps right on her ass, and starts riding her like a donkey on blackpool beach, that is, very slowly and being led by a dirty gypsy holding a rope. she screams "i want you to come all over my tits!" he thinks "fucking victoria silvstedt, so damn sexy arrrggghhh." eventually he is forced to come through what is essentially mollesturbation from his wife, and produces a puddle of weak ass sperm no larger than a one penny piece, the new ones at that. everybody feels very bad , and they go and drink a cup of tea.)

ENDING IN PRODUCTION
by lost in transfusion June 2, 2009
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Engi

a very bright and beautiful girl that has such a magnetic personality that everyone is attracted to her even if she does not open up completely. beautiful eyes and bright smile. hilarious and her personality is 11/10. she is good at giving advice and her few close friends are special and feel lucky to be in her life. very graceful. very intelligent and sharp. one downside is very indecisive and also will cut you.
i think i'm in love with her, she's such an engi
by 1234567564567 May 7, 2021
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enginigger

Portmanteau of 'engineer' and 'nigger'.
Unlike an engineer, an enginigger lacks formal qualifications and completes projects using the least effort and worst materials, often while wielding the wrong tools.

An enginiggering project is not to be confused with a nigger rig. While the latter involves shoddy repairs, the former involves building something shoddy from scratch.
Most enginiggering works can be found in the ghetto. The results are often tragic/hilarious.
<Bonifa and Shanique are downtown, where they see Tyrone driving a rusty cadillac with big rims.>
Bonifa: Tyrone just graduated from nigger U! Where'd he get the dough for a caddy?
Shanique: He didn't! Whitey taught him how to weld in the joint, and now he be an enginigger. He go weld himself two lawnmower engines onto a scrapped caddy frame.
Bonifa: And where does he put the gas?
Shanique: In old grape juice bottles. They connected to the lawnmowers through a garden hose.
Bonifa: Isn't that dangerous, cuz they could leak 'n shit?
Shanique: Nah sista! I'm sure he....
<Shanique is interrupted by a loud explosion and huge fireball emanating from Tyrones Cadillac.>
by burninator1823 November 10, 2013
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Aerospace Engineering

A field where your best will never be good enough and girls are rarer than a shiny Pikachu.
college freshman: "I don't really care about happiness in life, or enjoying college..I think I'll go into aerospace engineering."
by shiny pikachu February 10, 2013
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combat engineer

Combat engineers are infantry but better. They can do all that infantry does with added explosives. They are known to be hard nosed, hard dick, fighting machines. Never cross paths with one of theSe crazy mofos
There are obstacles between us and the objective call the combat engineers.
by Sapper12B February 22, 2015
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