e-tard

A person that speaks "l337" or some other degenerative computer language that may or may not use "rAndOm CApItALIzAtION".

l337Hax0r is an e-tard.

by Gimp Lick May 31, 2004

e-tarded

incapable of using email, ebay, etrade or anything having to do with the computer

My friend Doug is totally e-tarded

by Naruto the Negro October 18, 2008

e-tard

Person under the influence of ecstasy, especially when being overly flirtatious.

Guy 1: Oh man, that girl last night was HOT!

Guy 2: Yeah, she was kissing and loving all over me!

Guy 1: I wonder if she really liked you or if she was an e-tard?

by Bearmike March 6, 2008

e tard

1. A retard (idiot) with an electronic device and/or capabilities (such as a cell phone or a PDA)

2. A virtual retard (someone who acts like an idiot online)

"will someone take the cell phone away from the e tard before he hurts himself!"

Bob: yea John was being an idiot on AIM last night
Tom: He does that alot, that's why i blocked him
Bob: yea he's such an e tard

by aparanoidbw December 19, 2006

E-tard

Characterized by delays or abnormal functioning noticeable before the internet maturity age (approximately three years old) in one or more of the following domains: (1) social media interaction; (2) communication on Facebook and twitter; and (3) restricted, repetitive, and stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests, and activities on social networks. Notably unnecessary posting and tagging and excessive e-PDA.

"Who's the e-tard who left the milk out?"
"Billy from down the street is an e-tard."
"What an e-tard!"

by 9632586412 September 11, 2012

e-tarded

the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.

AK: im gna g to baothuse
me: what the hell does that mean? you're e-tarded.

by GeetSquad May 13, 2010

e tard

This is technically someone who is not proficient at e mailing, or any communication using the computer.

I kept getting blank e mail messages from my mother-in-law, I called her and she said she's sending pictures, she's such an e tard!!!

by Lisahere November 3, 2006