Peachy Dutchman

The sexual act of a Dutchman eating out the peachy ass of a Latino MILF, while being jacked of by a Mexican midget in a wrestling mask.

Hans joked about having a Peachy Dutchman last night but I think he actually did have one.

by Jin, Erica, Lucky July 28, 2010

Doing the Dutchman

Committing suicide - typically in prison.

If Alberto finds out he lost his final appeal, it won't be long before he'll be doing the Dutchman.

by PatThis February 17, 2008

Flying Dutchman

Davy Jones is the proprietor of the Flying Dutchman. The Flying Dutchman is the room in which an Angry Pirate, and Davy Jones can occur. The room has used condoms that have organically integrated into the walls of the rooms as well as various bodily fluids that have sprouted weird, unusual sealife. Unfortunately, the room can be cleaned only every 10 years for 1 day, and the "crewman" enlisted for the Davy Jones can't get everything.....this goes on ad infinitum...

"Helga refuses to go into the Flying Dutchman as the smell reminds her of her adolesent job at one of Kathy Lee Gifford's sweat shops."

by JacknRochNY July 10, 2007

Flying Dutchman

Its one girl, and 5 guys...one in each hand, one in the mouth and one in each hole down below...essentially she is floating like only the ancient sea-creature would

yo me and my 4 boys had this sick flying dutchman on lisa last night

by christheboy November 11, 2005

Double Dutchman

Where a man Grabs his own penis and another man grabs his own penis. Then they both grab the upper of the other guys arm near the bicep and move the arms up and down as so they are jacking off. This is not gay or in any sence homo. (you dont grab your own arm.)

Bro 1 :Hey bro do you know any hot chicks to come over?
Bro 2: no.
Bro 1: Well lets just do the Double Dutchman

by Ne_vervoort1 January 8, 2009

Flying Dutchman

Ghost of a dead animated pirate on Spongebob Squarepants.

Ex Bishop Hendricken teacher Jelle Wiersma.

The Flying Dutchman scared the shit out of Patrick.

The Flying Dutchman is my physiology teacher.

by Joe Mama August 23, 2003

Going Dutchman

After suffering a string of rejections with no success or breaking-up after an unforgivable betrayal, you swear off looking for or being interested in any kind of romantic and/or sexual relationship for either a time or completely swearing off love forever. Essentially cutting out your heart and foregoing love like the major antagonist "Davy Jones" in Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean films "Dead Man's Chest" and "At World's end.

Tyler- Man, did you hear Jebby just got rejected again by another crush?
Dan- Dude, that's rough , how's he taking it?
Tyler- Well seeing as this is his 36th rejection in a row, he's decided that he'll be going Dutchman for awhile.

Lt. Frost- I can't believe she didn't show up when I returned home from Iraq! After this I think I'll be like the Dutchman and swear off Women and relationships entirely for the rest of my life!

by The flying Dutchman August 3, 2013