Vagina Dryer

An unattractive man who makes the vagina dryer than the Sahara desert.

Girl 1: Colby Armstrong is unfortunate looking.
Girl 2: He's a total vagina dryer.

by Captain Karma February 4, 2010

ham drapes

Synonymous with beef curtains, ham drapes are caused from an exuberant amount of sexual intercourse, which cause a woman's labia to droop like the sleeve of a wizard.

Due to Jenna Jameson's ham drapes, she had labia reduction surgery.

by xAndy August 18, 2007

smoking the drapes

a figure of speech for smoking pot

If you really believe that story, you must be smoking the drapes.

by mr. mr. 2121 February 11, 2009

Drydenitis

Engaging in the act of masturbating with dish soap causing your nut sack to dry out, turn red & peel.

"Damn it Mike, stop using dish soap while wacking off..... Now you have Drydenitis."

by Coonetta November 2, 2008

tank drapes

large women labia

(first coined by the Frosty, Heidi & Frank radio show)

your girls is big man! she ain't got cat flaps, shes got the tank drapes!

by Taylor Robbins October 7, 2009

The Drapes

The most premium, the best, the creme de la creme, the most delicious... derived from the term roast beef drapes.

"Yo bro, this steak is The Drapes!"

"Your mom's spaghetti is the straight drapes."

"My new girl is amazing, she is The Drapes!"

by Sugar James June 27, 2019

Don Draper

Bad motherfucking ad man from the show Mad Men. Enjoys such pastimes as drinking scotch at work, making chauvinistic comments to women, and getting laid whenever he pleases. An American icon.

Yo, I got myself a new "WWDDD" bracelet, so whenever I'm unsure I can ask myself What Would Don Draper Do? and it's all good.

by slevin_123 December 19, 2008