driveway digger

When someone by the name of Erin mould let's four hillbilly and crab infested men plunge there dicks into her like fat men at McDonald's.

'hey I did a driveway digger with ten gypsys last night!'.

by itsmrstealyourgirl April 11, 2015

I’ll shit in your driveway

When you disrespect someone to the highest extent. You just want to shit in their fucking driveway , dawg.

Robertos best friend fucked his girlfriend so Roberto walks up to Kyle and simply says “I’ll shit in your driveway”

by the klit klapper November 5, 2018

Clear the Driveway

The act of soaking the man's lower back, asscrack, butthole, and grundle with a steaming mix of milk thistle and animal cum (any mammal). Often done as a ceremonial, and often sexual, precursor to gay analingus.

At first it was just a hookup. But I could tell it was evolving into something more when he said he wanted to clear the driveway before we went any further.

by SarahBarreilles January 25, 2019

left-handed driveway

whereas the driveway of the corner-lot residence opens onto the street perpendicular to the street indicated in the address (terrorist practice)

The house has a left-handed driveway; they're terrorists.

by mousel October 10, 2019

Driveway Surfing

When you take out a scooter, bike, skateboard, etc, and go to the top of a driveway and roll down to the road and to the next driveway, and back again, and again until you stop.

Andy: Hey Mike
Mike: What
Andy: Wanna go driveway surfing?
Mike: Yeah sure, with what though?
Andy: We only have scooters...
Mike: Oh yeah right...

by edgy sad kid April 22, 2018

sleeping in the driveway

when you stick it in, then just let it go limp while you both read books.

We wanted to catch up on Harry Potter, so we were sleeping in the driveway.

by BobGone September 29, 2017

Smoker's Driveway

A driveway that is covered in cigarette butts, making it evident that the current resident is indeed, a smoker.

John: Hey Dave, did you see the new neighbors?
Dave: Yeah, they have a bad case of Smoker's Driveway. Gonna run to the hardware store and buy a gas mask asap.

by koolmanrocks2000 September 1, 2013