Shares A Driveway

This is a slang for saying that two people are same sex significant others. The driveway being a common area they share together among other things... also suggests that they co-habit together.

Ben is a little different, i'm pretty sure he shares a driveway with joe.

by baycer2 January 16, 2015

Driveway Idiot

Associated with lowlife wannabe reta*ds who do nothing but argue on the internet and think they're the shit due to their inflated Superiority Complex. All they do is ruin your day and drive away finding other victims to fall to their menacing mental disabality.

Chadwick Dicklick: Bruhhh you're so gay, did you know F in J.F.K stands for I fucked your mom
Sum Ting Won: ok??
Chadwick Dicklick: bro like you sound really sus but do you want to talk about politics and show you how I'm always right about my views regardless of what you say.
Sum Ting Won: no and you kinda sound like a Driveway Idiot right now

by TheHornyAsian November 2, 2021

Buff Her Driveway

When a clean shaven man goes down on a woman hard!!

Dude, after this clean cut and shave I can't wait to get home to lady to Buff Her Driveway.

by rjbb04 September 28, 2023

Driveway Dance

The act of dancing in your driveway or garage upon learning that your spouse or significant other will be out of town for an extended period of time.

Did you hear that Karl's wife is going to Panama for a week on a business trip? Karl is already doing the driveway dance.

by Garage Dweller April 28, 2009

Driveway Surfing

When you take out a scooter, bike, skateboard, etc, and go to the top of a driveway and roll down to the road and to the next driveway, and back again, and again until you stop.

Andy: Hey Mike
Mike: What
Andy: Wanna go driveway surfing?
Mike: Yeah sure, with what though?
Andy: We only have scooters...
Mike: Oh yeah right...

by edgy sad kid April 22, 2018

Driveway Decision

When you decide where you're going and what you're doing in the driveway right before you leave rather than planning ahead of time.

Do you want to plan it out or just make a driveway decision

by .Bwy. November 16, 2023

Smoker's Driveway

A driveway that is covered in cigarette butts, making it evident that the current resident is indeed, a smoker.

John: Hey Dave, did you see the new neighbors?
Dave: Yeah, they have a bad case of Smoker's Driveway. Gonna run to the hardware store and buy a gas mask asap.

by koolmanrocks2000 September 1, 2013