parted driveway

When a girl has only a patch of hair down the middle of her vagina.

Her parted driveway was quite interesting, and fun to play with. I got very horny when it got stuck in my teeth(;

by hoe billy yo April 28, 2011

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Buff Her Driveway

When a clean shaven man goes down on a woman hard!!

Dude, after this clean cut and shave I can't wait to get home to lady to Buff Her Driveway.

by rjbb04 September 28, 2023

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Associated with lowlife wannabe reta*ds who do nothing but argue on the internet and think they're the shit due to their inflated Superiority Complex. All they do is ruin your day and drive away finding other victims to fall to their menacing mental disabality.

Chadwick Dicklick: Bruhhh you're so gay, did you know F in J.F.K stands for I fucked your mom
Sum Ting Won: ok??
Chadwick Dicklick: bro like you sound really sus but do you want to talk about politics and show you how I'm always right about my views regardless of what you say.
Sum Ting Won: no and you kinda sound like a Driveway Idiot right now

by TheHornyAsian November 2, 2021

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driveway digger

When someone by the name of Erin mould let's four hillbilly and crab infested men plunge there dicks into her like fat men at McDonald's.

'hey I did a driveway digger with ten gypsys last night!'.

by itsmrstealyourgirl April 11, 2015

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The Ultimate Driveway Machine

A play on BMW’s slogan “the ultimate driving machine.” Because in order to own a BMW, you constantly have to maintain it, even when keeping up with maintenance intervals. Thus, people abandon their BMW’s on the driveway and they tend to leak oil, hence “The Ultimate Driveway Machine.

A: hey did you see that C bought an old BMW E36?
B: yes, I like to call those “the ultimate driveway machine.”

C: god damn it.

by Iamtheliquor55 January 11, 2023

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