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1. An illusion.
2. A fluke of bad lighting.
3. Irreconcilable confusion.

The metaphor originates from an image of a dress which gained instant internet notoriety because the lighting in the photograph caused the dress to appear unquestionably deep-blue & black to many viewers, and obviously white & gold to many others. The dress was actually gold and white, but the human eye's perception of the shades often causes misinterpretations.
1. An amputee may still feel the missing limb, but it is a blue dress. The senses betray.

Pedestrians were in awe while viewing a hole to the center of the Earth in downtown Manhattan. They knew it was a blue dress - a sidewalk painting that used perspective to trick their eyes- but it was incredible.

The advertisement for the fast-food hamburger was a blue dress. The burger looks completely different in reality.

2. Her date's appearance was a blue dress. He looked beautiful in white-light, and frightful in dim light.

3. The comedy act "Who's on first" is a blue dress. Few people even try to understand.
by OneMaleHuman April 26, 2015
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dressed to the nines

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Phrase that means perfectly dressed in the most fashionable attire. Would most likely be used in evening attire fashion such as being dressed for a formal occasion in which a person would dress their best to command as much respect and attention as possible.
We could tell the black tie event was the most important of the social season. Everyone was dressed to the nines.
by Cliff96 May 22, 2006
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Max Dressler

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A twatmuffin, sperry-wearing, TikTok boy who said the n-word and is a total asshat to people that call him out on the profane things he has done. He has massive white privilege and practically flaunts it on his stoned pony. He literally lacks creativity and talent on the platform and got his fame from directly copying somebody’s TikTok idea. He also doxed a girl‘s phone number and for what lol
On Max Dressler’s private story he threatened to put TikToker @collinb963 “in his place” if nobody controlled him. All bc Collin called Max out for doxing TikToker @42069hotdog bc she called him a rich spoiled white boy in a storytime.
by shayassidacy May 7, 2020
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Dress Day

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Monthly holiday;

The celebration that occurs the first Wednesday of every month in which girls and women of all ages celebrate femininity and not wearing pants by wearing a dress, usually a cute sundress of sorts. This holiday originated in Tampa, and still mostly only exists there, but its originators hope for it to spread to the world, so play along, it's fun (:
Girl to Friend:"Hey, what's with everyone wearing dresses today?"
Friend:"Duhhh, it's Dress Day! How did you not get the memo?"

OR

Lonely Girl:"I lost all of my friends because I was too much of a loser to participate in Dress Day even though dresses are extremely comfortable and adorable! Sad all over."
by UDallday May 6, 2009
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Dressing on the Side

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To withdraw the penis just prior to climax during sexual intercourse and subsequently deposit a hot load on the female's mons, thigh, abdomen or stomach.
Carla loves unprotected sex but always makes her lover serve his dressing on the side.
by Eaton Holgoode November 19, 2015
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To apply lubricant to a vagina, in preparation to make mad love to it (the vagina, not the lubricant, although I guess you'd be hitting that too).
V got nekked, and Haly put the dressing on the taco before tapping that.
by BigHuckinChicken September 7, 2008
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