Double Dick

When someone has a one night stand twice with the same person.

Jed - "What did you do last night?"
Matt - "I double dicked Stacy last night"

by Tom's Words October 30, 2018

The double deuce and dick down

When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.

Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.

by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 30, 2025

double dog dick

When you double dog dare someone to be an asshole and they do it

James: Hey Kent I double dog dare you to go slap Oscar (joking)
Kent: *slaps Oscar to the ground*
James: WTF I WAS JOKING
Kent: Make it more obvious, dumbass.
James: YOU DOUBLE DOG DICK

by Séan Miller February 23, 2022

Double dick fondue

When one man packs fudge from the back and the other cracks nuts from the front they rotate rinse and repeat.

Bro my d*ck’s itching after that double dick fondue

by FrostyDaDopeMan January 20, 2024

double dick dance

Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet costumes

Girl getting slapped in the face with two dicks that are dressed in puppet customes

Example: hey billy and Danny want to double dick dance my face

by John Stackpole December 31, 2015

Double Dutch Dick

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.

Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.

by Shmavery October 13, 2019

how double dicking dare you

when someone screws you over two times in the same way

'you slept with my wife again?? how double dicking dare you!!'

by scrambly_egg April 14, 2025