Rex shoots ball and misses completely.
Jim: dawg you suck at ballin
Rex: Yo man dont be dissin' on the missin'
Jim: dawg you suck at ballin
Rex: Yo man dont be dissin' on the missin'
by T-dizzay December 18, 2009
Get the dissin' on the missin' mug./daʊs/ v. tr.: The act of slamming some liquids almost directly subsequent to swallowing something of a high-degree temperature, all while on an empty stomach.
The act of dousing is usually needed in circumstances such as the one in the aforementioned definition because there is, so to speak, no "safe ground" for the "proximity mine" to land on in the consumers stomach, thus, it explodes, searing the gastric layer in the process. The best way to stop this exuberant form of pain in its tracks could be performed by Dousing the explosion with a nice swig o' milk from the nearest source.
WARNING: "Dousing" should never be even vaguely confused with "Dowsing", a renaissancious type of magical divination employed in attempts to locate ground water. The latter is retarded, and thus completely opposite of the former in terms of a good idea.
The act of dousing is usually needed in circumstances such as the one in the aforementioned definition because there is, so to speak, no "safe ground" for the "proximity mine" to land on in the consumers stomach, thus, it explodes, searing the gastric layer in the process. The best way to stop this exuberant form of pain in its tracks could be performed by Dousing the explosion with a nice swig o' milk from the nearest source.
WARNING: "Dousing" should never be even vaguely confused with "Dowsing", a renaissancious type of magical divination employed in attempts to locate ground water. The latter is retarded, and thus completely opposite of the former in terms of a good idea.
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Joe: So what's for dinner tonight, sug?
Zoe: *Stirs the embers* Oh, just some-
Joe: Mmmm, ember!
Zoe: Uhh, I don't really think you should-
Joe: *Om nom nom nom* ^_^ ... ZOMGWTFBBQ!!11!
Zoe: I told you... fucking idiot.
Joe, smoke exhuming from mouth: Quick, hand me your breasts!
Zoe: Wait, what the fuck? Why??
Joe: Because I heard on urbandictionary that if I should ever eat something really hot, I should suckle from the nearest source of milk. Now, I must perform the act of dousing in order to live, you see! Gimme! *Lunges at Zoe*
Zoe: *Dodges lunge* NOE! I'M NOT EVEN PREGNANT, SO IT WOULD NEVAR WORK! GET AWAY, FUCKING WEIRDO! *Pathetically attempts to escape*
Joe: *Grabs Zoe by her legs, then rips open her shirt and receives a healthy swig of nectar* Ahhh!
Joe: So what's for dinner tonight, sug?
Zoe: *Stirs the embers* Oh, just some-
Joe: Mmmm, ember!
Zoe: Uhh, I don't really think you should-
Joe: *Om nom nom nom* ^_^ ... ZOMGWTFBBQ!!11!
Zoe: I told you... fucking idiot.
Joe, smoke exhuming from mouth: Quick, hand me your breasts!
Zoe: Wait, what the fuck? Why??
Joe: Because I heard on urbandictionary that if I should ever eat something really hot, I should suckle from the nearest source of milk. Now, I must perform the act of dousing in order to live, you see! Gimme! *Lunges at Zoe*
Zoe: *Dodges lunge* NOE! I'M NOT EVEN PREGNANT, SO IT WOULD NEVAR WORK! GET AWAY, FUCKING WEIRDO! *Pathetically attempts to escape*
Joe: *Grabs Zoe by her legs, then rips open her shirt and receives a healthy swig of nectar* Ahhh!
by dabeshu-sama July 15, 2010
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to insert ones "gear" (penis) in conjunction with a females reproductive organs. also known as sexual intercourse. can also refer to anal sex when appropriate.
the penetration of ones male reproductive organ (cock) into a body cavity.
the penetration of ones male reproductive organ (cock) into a body cavity.
he was doosin' her flat out last night.
cant wait to doose that sheela
im so tired from being up late doosing.
i live for doosin' women.
David can and will be the king of doosin'
i would rather be doosin' her in the bum
cant wait to doose that sheela
im so tired from being up late doosing.
i live for doosin' women.
David can and will be the king of doosin'
i would rather be doosin' her in the bum
by phill hinz September 18, 2012
Get the doosin mug.A word of South African origin, meaning to have a nap or just crash at someone's place for the night
I'm dossing at Jake's tonight bru
Can I doss at your place tonight?
Imma have a quick doss
Yep that bird's just dossing on the telephone line
Can I doss at your place tonight?
Imma have a quick doss
Yep that bird's just dossing on the telephone line
by le afrikaner* January 9, 2012
Get the Dossing mug.when your computing teacher is explaining something about python and you aren't paying attention and the teacher shouts "Stop dossing!"
by beepbeepgg100bitsinthechat July 10, 2018
Get the stop dossing mug.Lucent Dossier (Loo-sent Doss-ee-ay) is a traveling group of performers. The are amazing. You probably know them from the Panic! At The Disco video, 'I Write Sins Not Tragedies'. They were also on tour with Panic! At The Disco recently. They are themed in performing arts, sort of a 'Cirque Du soleil meets Moulin Rougue'. They are also known for their burlesque-themed outfits and style...and very crazy make-up. Roger Fajas seems to be the ringleader.
Person1-Dude, Check out Lucent Dossier. They put on an amazing show.
Person2-I already have. I must say that Ringleader Roger is absolutely awesome.
Person2-I already have. I must say that Ringleader Roger is absolutely awesome.
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