Doris is a confused turkey/bird/ostrich that can’t decide which one it wants to be. On the other hand, they are very good listeners but can’t ever focus on one thing for too long. If you’re dating a Doris, it has to be some kind of miracle that they either got over their social anxiety to ask you out, or they didn’t freeze up saying yes.
We still have 20 minutes until lunch, how did Doris manage to get by the teacher without her noticing?
by mariananananana November 18, 2019
Get the Dorismug. by Gwen Stefani Grrl November 29, 2003
Get the dorimug. by claire May 3, 2004
Get the dory or dory momentmug. Often known as a retard, wall licking, yapping freak that doesnt know when to shut up. Often talks to wind and walls. Doesnt like males. Finds everyday life very hard. Very forgetful but will always be around to snuggle under the covers. =)
by Nikki & Brittany January 30, 2009
Get the doriemug. A chick with at least 3 kids & live at home with mom.
No job,education,car,or goals.
Her only concern is trying to keep a man. If she can't get a man a girl will due.
Kids stay bums! A true hoodrat!
No job,education,car,or goals.
Her only concern is trying to keep a man. If she can't get a man a girl will due.
Kids stay bums! A true hoodrat!
by ms.iitt August 2, 2011
Get the dorismug. a) a hip mamacita who hates people that "tYpe lYke DiSh" because they are complete morons that should be pushed into a pit of fire
b) sexy and intelligent
b) sexy and intelligent
by Doris February 16, 2004
Get the Dorismug.