Junk Dook

Dook is a teenage way of saying somebody’s butt is fat or thick.

Kesley - ayo her shit dook on my set
Michael - ni shit fat ni shit

Jayden - My girl junk really dook
Aj - hoo hoo junk dook

by Kesbutt November 1, 2018

Uggo Dook

A person that is extremely ugly and reminds you of dookie.

A:Ugh, why does nobody like me?
B: It’s because you’re and Uggo Dook

by PurpleGoateyyy April 10, 2021

Dook Muffin

1. Placing your little shits onto a muffin pan and placing them into the oven, letting them cook for about 5 minutes on 400 Degrees Fahrenheit, thus you have your dook muffin.

2. Someone whose asshole is ripped open by a giant dook.

" I feel like having a good old dook muffin today "

" I took the biggest dook today and it came out like a dook muffin "

by Vendon March 26, 2009

Dook Tweet

Tweeting during defecation.

I just proposed to my girlfriend in a dook tweet.

by chunkybeef May 12, 2011

Emergency dook

When you have to shit really bad and seeing the house triggers your bowels to loosen and the poop starts pushing at your balloon knot because it knows you are so close to the goal. Once you reach the toilet it all just falls out in the nick of time.

"I was stuck in traffic and I had Mexican for lunch and once I turned the corner onto my street I got a case of the Emergency dooks! I barely made it."

by Stevtro85 April 22, 2010

Silk Dook

Dropping a shit so smooth it slides right out with no remnants affording a one swipe wipe.

My diet is on fleek right now. Nothing but a daily silk dook.

by Eaton Holgoode December 26, 2018

Chook-a-dook

When you see something that you really like you would exclaim, “Chook-a-dook”. The phrase is pronounced like the word look or book.

Origin: Canada (Nova Scotia) since 1974.

That dinner was chook-a-dook! I will order it again.

Wow, chook-a-dook to that guy. I love him.

by DKS799 October 8, 2018