dook of earl

An extremely large bowel movement, i.e. the big dook.

Woah, I just had a dook of earl with contact that required three flushes. I must be ten pounds lighter than before I sat down.

by drbosso January 6, 2009

dook silk

The long threadlike silky string connecting ones recently excreted dangling dookie to ones sphincter. (Usually after ingesting fibrous foods) .

After Bobs 3rd attempt at wiping himself, he realized the problem , a six inch strand of dook silk.

by Pesky TJ December 25, 2018

dook chute

someone's asshole, literally

jurry: girl, when you gonna let me hit it in that fine ass dook chute?

errin: nigga, you know you can stick it in my pooper any day.

by ass traffic February 6, 2008

Dook Shooter

The anal cavity located between the butt cheeks, it releases shit or gas. Normally used in a sexual manner.

Man! I want to eat the fuck out of Amy's Dook Shooter!

by Kayser32 July 19, 2016

Dook Cutter

The asshole. The anal sphincter.

C’mon baby let me put it in your dook cutter tonight.

My dook cutter is still drinking after that bout of diarrhea.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Dook Newkem

Simultaneously taking a shit, receiving oral sex, and eating a Newk's premium sandwich.

Tim didn't think he could get it up until Gabby whisper grunted, "It's been too long since I gave you a Dook Newkem. It's time for the gumbo, baby."

by Realitea May 15, 2015

dook-dook

The noise that Drinky Crow makes when he drinks XXX.

Since then, it has been generalized to mean any episode of drinking like Drinky Crow.

(Drinky Crow is in the Maakies comic written by Tony Millionaire.)

Sacheezus: I'm thirsty.
Moogie: Dook-dook at the alehouse?
Sacheezus: That's a great idea! DOOK-DOOK!!

by m_mugabo October 8, 2007