Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.
Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.
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Get the Doodlebob mug.To be among friends in a fun, silly, state of mild intoxication. This is one step above tipsy, but not quite shit-faced. Super-doodled is as drunk as you can be without throwing up in your purse or challenging "that dumb bitch that keeps staring at me" to a fist-fight.
I don't know what they put in those French Pear Martinis the other night, but I knew Emily was super-doodled when she started doing her Tyler Perry impression for that old lady on the Path Train.
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Get the doodled mug.So I was getting relly intimate with this guy last night, and when I pulled down his pants, all I could see was hair everywhere. He had a doggledick!
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