doober

1. Noun. 1. A person known for consistant exageration of personal information (i.e. dating records/penis size/cash flow/etc.) for the purpose of winning temporary affection and/or attention from unfortunate witnesses.

Have you seen that "Doober", Antoine, hanging around the dumpster trying to sucker in the cats? Not even those "pussys" are dumb enough to fall for him!

by StrawBerry5foot5Cake October 15, 2003

doober

An inconsious person whom is in desperate need of love

After Sindy broke up with John he became a doober.

by molly November 29, 2003

Doober

When your girlfriend is being a doo doo head and a goober at the same time

My girlfriend is being such a doober today

by XXXGPSIMSXXXX March 26, 2023

Majiggly Doobers

A non-sensical phrase meant to fill a void of conversation when you can't remember what the topic of conversation or item in question is.

John: "Hey did you see the game last night, Paul?"
Paul: "Yeah, that was the one with the uh...what was it...Majiggly Doobers....right?"

by Orange_Cat September 29, 2021

doober dee doo

A word used to describe a tiny little monster of a baby, who smiles all the time, eats paper and steals everyone's food.

"Hey , Kora, who ate all the fried chicken? The entire bucket is gone and I cant find my shoes anywhere! I have one of every sock and someone's been chewing all of the mail!"

"It wasnt me, Mom. It must have been the doober dee doo."

by Cjané August 24, 2017

Doober

Adj; generally used to describe someone as "goofy".

another word for "goober"

Hey Dude look at that Doober over there

by BlancCat December 12, 2022

Doober

A Doofy goober

“Hey man you see that kid over there sniffing his farts... he’s a doober”

by Justanormalwhiteguy January 16, 2019