Dell Computers

Piece of shit computers. I can shit computers better than those. Theses unsuspecting people see the ads of the stupid little pot head screamin DUDE UR GETTIN A DELL and get drawn to it. They shit the bed after like 4 months than u call there high quality support and stay on the phone with some dickhead hoo rambles for 4 hours about the wrong thig

Johnny: Watta u doin?
Jimmy: Im playin on my four month old dell.
CRASH
Johnny: Dude ur computer jus crashed.
Jimmy: No prob ill call their great support.
4 hous later......
Support man: CHING CHONG CHO ME CHIN LALALALALALA
Jimmy: Fuck u im getting a Compaq

by Carlos September 24, 2004

dellucid

A man living in your dreams in which you are aware you are dreaming. He is your undefeated hero and you fear nothing when he is near. Dellucid is known to come and go from these dreams, although he is always in the same place. Waiting to rescue you from your nightmares, calm your fears, and watch over you while you find your way back to your peaceful dreaming. He is perfection in every way. He possesses many powers and never uses them to his own personal advantage. His smile instantly defines his genuine feelings. This is a trait he does not know how to fake. The strongest of his powers is that he is, in fact, real. But Dellucid is so amazingly perfect that he causes you to think you are having an indescribable, Lucid Dream, when in reality, this man of your dreams, is really your best friend, playing xbox like a kid, keeping his true identity disguised behind the friendzone wall you built around him. When "awake", he seems far from a hero, and more like your average, arrogant, standoffish, smartass, best guy-friend. This is only his disguise. Dellucid may chose to live in your dreams forever, saving you, protecting you, loving you til time ends... But keep in mind, thats in your dreams. She is out there, somewhere, and she is aware that she is not dreaming. And all the things Dellucid has done, she does for him in return. Your Dellucid will fade away without you noticing, until its too late. And the only place you'll find him is in your dreams.

He was my Dellucid and I didn't realize it until it was too late. 💔

by pixidust November 7, 2014

Dellamanism

The thought of removing all llamas from the world.

Jerry is a dellamanist so he wants to eridicate all llamas from everywhere.

Other use of dellamanism: dellamanist

by Mouse-The-Cat April 18, 2015

dellon

A guys who super attractive and girls are sexually attracted to but he's very smart and kind hearted.

Yo your such a Dellon type of guy

by Treyson jermany November 6, 2020

Della

Della is someone who is incredibly weird and has a ton of inside jokes with her best friends. Della makes friends easily and isn’t afraid to speak her mind, even when what she thinks is different than anyone else. Della is confident and caring, and she never admits how smart she actually is.

Jim: Wow, it’s Della!
Bobby: Wait, what the heck is she drawing?!?!

by Bobchenko December 22, 2020

Commedia dell Arte

Something so terrible, that it becomes funny.

We can't swap back our champs. Now I have to go aftershock Ryze. Thiat's so commedia dell arte!

by Dejvees April 1, 2021

della

A type of person who is always there when someone needs to talk to. A shoulder to cry on. The best damn person someone will meet.

She's a Della because she's been there for all her friends.

by hottiegdude August 1, 2007