dock measuring contest 

A dock measuring contest is a quantitative comparison of value between two individuals, entities, or nations. This value is typically a measure of physical, mental, or financial strength that would suggest a greater quality of life. A large dock has room for more boats and makes for a less hazardous walkway for passengers while boarding and deboarding.

Entomology Originated from the informal expression "dick measuring contest" and adopted by politicians, athletes, and business professionals.

The Olympics is the most celebrated dock measuring contest on the planet.

dock measuring contest by Happy10101101 February 11, 2021

dock head 

Use instead of 'dick head' to avoid swearing.

Joey - "Ey, easty, are u down at mellands tonight?"

Easty - "No"

Joey - "Dock head"

dock head by pesci180 November 20, 2013

dock my cock 

A male having sex with another person, either vaginally, orally, or anally.

I have a date tonight with a really hot chick and I hope to dock my cock

dock my cock by ten speed December 16, 2007

Dock o’clock 

When you have either a dick appointment to attend or are surrounded by people who are being dicks.

I’ll see you soon, it’s dock o’clock ;)

Dock o’clock by Xlot February 10, 2018

Dock Blocker 

The act of blocking 2 men from docking their penis's with each other. Similar to "Cock Blocking"

Damn, did you see that? Joe and Ben were going to do some docking tonight until Beau stepped in and "Dock Blocked". If I were the Ben I'd ne pissed! Beau is such a Dock Blocker!

Dock Blocker by Neon Spleen February 21, 2009

Dock Blocked 

When one can’t dock a bikeshare bike because all the spaces are full in the station where you want to stop. When a bikeshare biker takes the last dock in a station preventing you from docking.

I was on time for work until some asshole dock blocked me and had bike three blocks to the next station.

Dock Blocked by estowista October 5, 2011

dock a sub 

(to dock a sub)
surfing term. a surfer desperately needing to take a dump while awaiting a wave, may choose to 'dock a sub' as opposed to paddling in to do his/her business.

ie: dude! the sets were coming in perfect about 1/4 mile offshore, and those eastside punks were way too close to my set - i docked a sub, caught that wave, and then sanchezzed them with it.

dock a sub by westside February 25, 2005