On the Dock

To be excluded from a group of people who are seemingly enjoying themselves. The opposite feeling of "on the yacht."
example 1:
Steve- "Where is mike? I thought he was coming to this club?"

James- "They wouldn't let him in... I guess he is on the dock now."

example 2:
"Everyone is talking about Stephanie's party last night... i was not invited. I'm totally on the dock right now."
by Reilly Bodycomb February 17, 2009
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Docking

Docking is a masturbation method that makes it possible for a circumcised guy like me to feel what it's like to masturbate and have a cumgasm like a dude with a foreskin. One guy, like me, inserts the smooth cock-head of his dick into the stretched, open foreskin of another dude's cock and one of the guys jacks both dicks off until they both have cumgasms.
Docking is one of the things I enjoy doing with my uncircumcised cadet buddies.
by USAF Cadet January 10, 2021
mugGet the Dockingmug.

Docking

The act of inserting one penis into another penis
Matt: So i heard Austin and Taylor made a video of them docking each other
by NaCH0 SupR3M3 March 19, 2009
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docking

A substitute sex act, where the man inserts his penis into a woman's vagina without making any thrusting motions or sexual movements and then subsequently withdrawing himself before reaching climax.

A lame lie one says to convince himself that he did not actually participate in intercourse.
"Yeah, we hooked up the other night. But it didn't really count as intercourse, it was purely docking."
by real_voldemort October 12, 2011
mugGet the dockingmug.

The Docks

Nigga 1: Yo come thru to the docks
Nigga 2: Bet ong.
by Hearky August 4, 2019
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Docking

Where two gay men (often performed by people referred to as Austin and Eddy) engage in sexual intercourse in which they slide into each other’s penis. It is very rough but with roughness comes pleasure so it’s fully worth a try.
Oh Austin, did I hear you and Eddy were docking last night. Eddy said that his auntie walked in and started recording the phenomenon.
by Sexlover420 July 3, 2021
mugGet the Dockingmug.

dock

synonym for own and/or pwn.
originated from "dock; deprive someone of benefits as a penalty, deduct from someone's wages, eg. a teacher docks marks"
by E.M. A.D. July 12, 2007
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